tay mabelitini ⟡

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tay mabelitini ⟡

@taymabelitini

29. designer, survivor, aspiring chill girl. incurably clumsy. claire saffitz fan club. @taymabelitini everywhere it matters. she/her. rigatoni’s mom 🐈‍⬛

metro detroit, mi Katılım Temmuz 2010

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tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·15 Ağu

portfolio has been updated, baby ✨ if you don’t know me, my name is tay + I’m a graphic designer with 6+ years of experience—I specialize in brand identity, concept development, and creating content for social media. taymabelitini.com

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tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·6 Mar

hopped back on the bad place (here) to catch up on drama that wasn't on bsky so just a reminder that i'm just on bsky now byeeeee

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tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·19 Kas

@emilykmay so happy for you ♥️♥️

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emily may@emilykmay·19 Kas

alright alright here we go, "and in the blink of a crinkling eye, everything has changed."

emily may@emilykmay

kinda sad everyone is leaving, was gonna announce some happy news soon but all my internet friends will be gone and no one will care 😂

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tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·18 Kas

since some people are already starting Christmas I’m here to announce that the best Grinch is not the 2018 one, not the 2000 one, but the 1966 original. this is literally my strongest Christmas opinion

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Champagne Athletics@champletics·17 Kas

hang it in the DIA

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tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·17 Kas

this was a rhyming thing where you shorten to a nickname and then replace the first consonant: Margaret → Meggy → Peggy Richard → Rick → Dick William → Will → Bill Edward → Ed → Ted and so on

Old Hollow Tree@OldHollowTree

“My name is Peggy. Short for Margaret.” I will never understand this.

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tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·17 Kas

i bought my cat an 89¢ pack of tuna as an apology for being gone most of yesterday and today and now I can’t stop calling him “tony tuna breath” or emphatically saying “pudge can’t have tuna! he’s a FISH!”

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tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·16 Kas

@MBryanOK fine, as long as you kiss me on the forehead and take me to urgent care afterward

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Max Bryan@MBryanOK·16 Kas

@taymabelitini You go in scrappy and I play Eye of the Tiger on the jukebox. Best of both worlds.

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Max Bryan@MBryanOK·16 Kas

On the list for when my girlfriend visits Tulsa

Brad Williams@funnybrad

Seen better fights at Waffle House

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tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·16 Kas

@MBryanOK are you gonna train me to Eye of the Tiger beforehand or am I just going in scrappy

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Max Bryan@MBryanOK·16 Kas

@taymabelitini Yes

tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·16 Kas

I’m at my niece’s birthday party with some of these same girls and believe it or not one of them asked about the holocaust again

tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini

we’re a day and a half in and I’ve already had to say “no, I will not explain what the holocaust was” and “I’m not going to explain 9/11 either” and “yes they were both very bad don’t google it ask your mom” to a room of six twelve-year-olds

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tay mabelitini ⟡@taymabelitini·16 Kas

it’s going about as well as you would think