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Don’t ever date someone who doesn’t know that the mitochondria is the power house of the cell

All Lives Matter crowd don’t think All Votes Matter???

@HanSchaefer6 And accidentally overdraws getting Tim Hortons the next day

It’s 2018 in Adrian Michigan, your only concern is if you have $10 in your bank account for the 10 dollar-itas you plan on downing tonight. What a time to be alive.

I paid my taxes. These folks paid their taxes. So why didn’t President Trump pay his?

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨Congrats to @tommy_parsons12 for finally being “officially” on the St. Louis Cardinals taxi squad! Good luck! #ProDawgs #HereIsTheBigNews

“It’s really tough for us all to keep going and stand up in the middle of this when we’re hurting ourselves as well, and we still have to fight for others. ... Being with all these powerful women I think has kept us all going.” Leading the Charge: @gabbywilliams15

Family first. #WeTheNorth Inspired by our homies @Suns

@Claire11Allen YES YES YES ANY OF THEM ARE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU

Maryland has now completed 392,240 #COVID19 tests, including 11,524 in the last 24 hours. The statewide positivity rate has dropped to 8.91%—a drop of more than two-thirds since its April 17 peak. Total current hospitalizations have declined to 1,096, the lowest since April 14.

Quarantine 2020 bring back club penguin?? @myc_ridder @obarker22 @meglouhan

Brady and Brees on the couch next weekend watching the second round of playoffs at home

“Win or lose, God is still on the throne.” Yessir Kirk Cousins.

Someone TP’d my parents house last night. I may be 24, but when I find out who did it, my gang and I will seek revenge. You will be sorry @obarker22 @thedavimoni @ltooker24 @myc_ridder @tayvantland @imtaylorjasmina P.S. I have one word: ROOKIES

In search of someone very nice who will let me use their Disney+ log in 🤞🏼

@KatieJenkins8 why do I foresee this being my child