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this is my beautiful daughter. when she was 13 she wanted 2 be called 'Keith'. I took this as just a phase and didn't rush out 2 get her a penis. Following week she wanted to be called 'wendy'. crisis averted! Her actual name is Lauren and she will absolutely back-up this story

🚨GROK SLAMS KEIR STARMER ⁦@KingBobIIV⁩ asked Grok to roast Keir Starmer and it did not disappoint Well done @grok Absolutely brilliant 👏

This is complete rubbish To criticise a religion is not racist. It's culturalist The difference ? you can choose one, not the other other Now, many of us prefer some cultures to others For example, I prefer a culture that does not permit Female Genital Mutilation, Child Marriage, Animal Torture, Total Humiliation of Women, and Execution of People from other Belief Systems, and which is not intent on World Domination Call me old-fashioned...

People keep saying that nobody knew it was a scamdemic back in 2020. I beg to differ. Quite a few of us knew long before. It was so obvious I wonder how people didn't know.

Imagine if the hundreds of thousands of British men that manage to travel all over the UK every weekend to scream at a ball, could make it to Dover and stop hundreds of thousands of men invading our shores? Are you not embarrassed what your ancestors will think? You're all invoking Alfred the Great, or Harold Godwinson, or Richard I, or Edward IV on your little podcasts, or with your ai images - but what are any of you doing? You think these blokes would keep coming if there was 10k men stood there telling them to fuck off?

I apologise for everything. JFK's assassination, world hunger, war in the Middle East, climate change, cost of living crisis, and what some other bloke said at the Bafta's who wasn't me. Happy now?

Who would you vote for if there was a general election tomorrow?

WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UK?

Are you off your meds Andrew? Has your hair starch got in your frontal lobe? Hilary Jones is a Covid jab monster who has the blood of millions of vaccine-injured on his hands He should be in jail. Not on a TV sofa.

Who do you support?

🟢POLL: Please share after voting for largest sample vote 🗳️ Do you think Britain has been colonised by migrants?

Dear Keir, @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Be advised: the arithmetic is not on your side, mate. Out there in the shires and the sink estates, roughly 16 million blokes aged 25–60 are currently sharpening their metaphorical pitchforks (and in some cases, literal ones, because gym memberships are up and testosterone hasn't gone woke yet). That's roughly 16 million lads who can still run, lift, and remember what a border used to look like before it became an optional vibe check. For comparison: Your sworn coppers with actual powers of arrest? About 145,000–146,000 full-time equivalents in England & Wales alone (the rest of the UK barely moves the needle). That's one copper for every 110 or so of those angry 25–60-year-olds. Good luck with kettling a riot that size when half the force is off sick with "long stress" and the other half is investigating mean tweets. Your backbench battalion of Labour MPs? 404 (including the Co-op ones who still think "ethical consumerism" stops small boats). That's one suit-wearing, focus-grouped careerist for every 40,000 potential pitchfork enthusiasts. Even if you arm them with strongly worded letters and rainbow lanyards, the maths remains brutal. So here's the dark-comedy punchline, Prime Minister: you've got the population of a small-to-medium European country worth of prime-age men who feel ignored, replaced, gaslit, and occasionally robbed/raped/terrorised by people who sailed past your "secure borders" TikTok account like it was a mildly amusing deterrent. Keep pretending the solution is more dawn raids on TikTok, more "we're smashing the gangs" soundbites while the crossings hit record highs, more lectures about "service and respect" from a government that can't even respect basic border maths. Because if the vibe ever shifts from "grumbling on forums" to "actually showing up en masse," your 404 week pansies, your depleted thin blue line, and your entire PR operation won't be enough to stop the mother of all "we've had enough" montages. History is full of regimes that forgot the oldest rule: governments rule by consent and consent has a breaking point when the numbers look like this. Yours in statistically inevitable schadenfreude, A very large cohort of unimpressed blokes who still know how to count P.S. Enjoy the next by-election. The swing might break the Richter scale.

A custard-spined nitwit who clings to power like this wet fart in human form should be in an asylum, not Number 10.

The ‘Great Noticing’ Continues

This is very concerning. In one of the migrant hotel contracts we are going through, it states that the accommodation will be used for 'complex bail cases'. Defined as a 'user' who is an 'ex-foreign national offender' released on 'criminal bail', or similar 'special cases'. All on documents marked 'official sensitive'... The hotels aren't just being used for illegal migrants, they being used for outright convicted foreign criminals. This particular contract was for the North West. The value? £1,079,000,000. I want to know who these criminals are, and what are their crimes. How many foreign rapists are in these hotels? Murderers? Paedophiles? Sex offenders? Allowed to roam our communities? We deserve to know. These men are being forced into communities, and politicians from all parties (Labour, Reform and Conservative) have deliberately concealed the true contents of these contracts. I am in the process of asking hundreds of questions to the Home Office, and I mean hundreds, about these contracts. I will keep you all updated.

The minister has admitted to me, finally, that the Home Office has a contract with 'Migrant Help' for the 'provision of asylum services'. 'Provision of advice, issue reoporting and Eligibility for asylum seekers who are accommodated under AASC.' The typo is from them, but don't worry - it's only a small contract so no need for that much care... The value of the contract? £235,000,000. That's right. £235,000,000. Think about how much money that actually is. Think about what the money could do for British communities. Not just that. A £16,000,000 contract for the 'support payment services to asylum seekers'. Security services for illegal migrants? £53,230,915.85. Translation and interpretation? £19,000,000. I could go on and on and on. They don't want you to see this information. ENOUGH is ENOUGH. Mass deportations, and abolishing the entire asylum system, would save us BILLIONS. I am determined to use my position in Parliament, and on the Public Accounts Committee, to reveal the truth about these contracts to the British people.

@RachelReevesMP I wouldn't trust you to run the accounts on a primary school tuck shop. To call you the most devastatingly incompetent chancellor in British history would be too generous.

May 16th is the date. Central London is the place. The world will be watching, and your voice will be heard. With talk of banning 𝕏, it hasn't been more important to take a stand. Mark it. Share it. Be there. Four nations. One Kingdom. Under God.

Boris Johnson and his Government has lurched from crisis to crisis and U-turn to U-turn. To correct one error, even two, might make sense. But when they've notched up 12 U-turns and rising, the only conclusion is serial incompetence.

If we had just let them eat Tide Pods, none of this dumb stuff would be happening right now.