Tequila Scooter Miss 🤷

Absolute scenes at the @MCG Explosion!! @TheMatildas @DWyatt24

Chopper on the Monash.... Not something ya see every day. Hope the people involved are ok 🫶

We should just hide the nuclear launch codes and pretend we can’t find them. “Oh man that’s weird. No, I haven’t seen them.” That’s what we did with the keys to my grandmother’s Honda CRV when it was time for her to stop driving.

A country that has nuclear weapons is threatening to use its nuclear weapons on the country it won’t allow to have nuclear weapons because if they had nuclear weapons they would ‘use them.’

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

Sorry for the inconvenience but I will be dead till Sunday Have a nice weekend Love J

@NASASolarSystem Me. Again. Soz.

Everyone say CHEESE. 📸 The newest family selfie just dropped. Can you guess which one of our planetary neighbors snuck into the lower right-hand corner? Drop the name below! Answer coming later today.

Sure Carlton lost, but I woke up this morning and watched a Livestream of a spacecraft on its way to circle the moon while I have my morning cuppa. So that's pretty cool I think. But also, screw you Carlton. Yay space!

@DermotKennedy Listening now. Spotify once told me my taste in music is 'cottagecore' ... And I think this is it. ❤️

And so “The Weight of the Woods” is yours now. I’ve lived with these songs for a long time, and have kept them close, like some kind of promise. I’m so so happy to set them free. I dream that they can bring you some hope. dermotkennedy.lnk.to/TheWeightofthe…

@CaptainUniverse Watching from home. Recovering from surgery! This hasn't helped the healing process!

@tazmos7 Did you venture in to the city for a day out to go today? Or did you at least do the semi-smart thing and watch from home?

Lol. At myself for being a supporter. It hurts. A poem.

National Address could have been an email

A snippet from our group chat after the first quarter... We SHOULDN'T be able to predict this shit @CarltonFC

@wablakeney @CarltonFC I did indeed. Was good to be back but Sheesh!

@tazmos7 @CarltonFC Did you go? What a terrible display of footy!! 🏉😅

Well... That wasn't fun... But we got 4 and a breather next week. @CarltonFC #strongertogether #baggers

Grateful for a peaceful evening considering what's happening in the world. I know Australia has its problems, but they don't compare. Tonight on this Labor day, I'm grateful.

Carlton back to doing Carlton things... 😭 #aflswansblues

@PambulaBeanie I bloody hope so!

@tazmos7 Can they keep this intensity for another 3/4’s Taz?

Can't tell if Carlton are good or if Sydney are just rubbish this QTR... Early days! FOOTYS BACK BITCHES! #aflswansblues #StrongerTogether #baggers

@beartorius 13!!! Heck!

Player.

@CarltonFC Yes boys! Shows us what it means! 😭

"You've got to be on the list, don't you?" Good news, everyone: a very special moment for these two in Navy Blue 💙 DETAILS: carltonfc.com.au/news/1959833