Troy Bragg

@Computron200000 @kevin_nealon That same man had stolen Kevin Nealon's mechanic tools. So...

@kevin_nealon I was the stockman for Radio Shack in downtown Vancouver, Robin Williams came to buy a DVD player. We had only one, on hold for a man, but we sold it to Robin Williams instead. When the man came for the player, we told him “sorry we sold it to Robin Williams” He swore at us

Robin Williams had done his set and left the comedy club. Soon after he walks back in annoyed. I said what’s going on? He said his car wouldn’t start. I go maybe I can help. I know absolutely nothing about cars. He doesn’t know that. I just wanted to make him think I was helping him. So we go outside. He’s got a Range Rover. We open the hood. He’s leaning in swearing. I'm looking around. Nodding. Like I’m a mechanic. I have no idea what any of it is. After a minute I say Yeah… I don’t have my tools with me. You might need a mechanic. Then I said Robin, can I give you a ride home?

@JimmyConrad Same. Except when Conrad Bocanegra is definitely a guy. #rolltheclip

I miss goals being scored in the run of play.

🇺🇸 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗮𝘀 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆! Who's joining us for @PLinUSA Mornings Live tomorrow at the Power and Light District in Downtown KC?

@JimmyConrad 😬

I’m 100% all-in on this messaging! Except for the ref who went out of his way to give me two yellow cards in the first 15 minutes of what turned out to be my last National Team game. F that guy! 😂

@JimmyConrad I'm so glad you became a guy. HBD!!!

No lies detected. ROLL THE CLIP!

@JimmyConrad @opencup @SportingKC @KCCauldron Hector!

I ran into my favorite people at the @opencup final! LFGGGGG @SportingKC!

@Brisket_Bob Presser at P&L again?

If we’re just gonna wear these kits for every match should we just be the Wizards again? Reverse the branding?

@JimmyConrad @whitimager Conrad Van Bocanegra is definitely a guy.

@whitimager Needs to score against Mexico to make it official. ROLL THE CLIP!

@JimmyConrad #LateBloomer

Can you name another 6 foot 4 inch #9 that scores as many headers as Olivier Giroud? The guy is already super handsome so it feels a little unfair that he’s excellent in the air, too! What a finish. #LeaguesCup2024

@thebrianposehn Marie Antoinette banged her head so hard it came off 🤘

@canglem @PlayFor90

I'll have to do some research, but this isn't the type of ambitious hire I was hoping for. We'll see who Burns fills out the staff with but it feels like an old school move. #SportingKC

@JimmyConrad @USMNT 😮

Can’t wait to still win this game despite being a man down. COME ON, @USMNT!

I'm Mbatman

@skamara88 @MalPugh That was considerate of you. I must say her perfectly delivered corner last night in stoppage time bothered me greatly.

At the airport just saw the Red Stars. Saw @MalPugh but didn't want to bother her at 630 am.

@JimmyConrad @KwikGoalFC @SendaAthletics @TST7v7 @KwikGoal Years later, he's still a guy.

@KwikGoalFC @SendaAthletics @TST7v7 @KwikGoal These are awesome. My squad is the best!

Get to know Kwik Goal FC No. 5 PART ONE! What’s the best moment of your career? Presented by: @SendaAthletics

@BayernFanDan @JimmyConrad You missed Jimmy wiping his nose of the whole ordeal.

@JimmyConrad Woops I didn’t watch the end

Chelsea = 💩 #CoachJimmy

@JimmyConrad @TaylorTwellman I think I follow what you both are saying. I will happily swap shirts the next time either of you in KC.

@TaylorTwellman Talk to me about Roque Santa Cruz in the 2007 Copa America. 😂

I will never understand this in competition why posing for a pic etc. (maybe I’m old school or a curmudgeon)…..but you lost the game. We’ve seen players ask for autographs on the field….after losing a game. We’ve seen players post after losing a cup final. I think it’s me that’s the issue. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤌🏼

Also, I apparently ate some of my fortune.

Excellent! I will begin planning immediately.

@JimmyConrad @SportingKC @dcunited @MLS @alecko11

Just found this in the archives! @SportingKC v. @dcunited in the 2004 @MLS Cup final. Game was 1-1 and then @alecko11 clearly cheated to make it 2-1 and here is the video proof! However, I'll open it up to everyone: Is this a handball or no?