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@spencermorgan93 re your first point, I assume that's why you deleted a tweet saying his subs were awful? Cheers

Now the dust has settled Mikel smashed it - his finest night Saliba is the greatest defender on earth Gyokeres was an absolute gladiator out there Every player turned up and can be proud Good of Simeone to take off all the players that were worrying me Up the gunners

@tmills15 Thanks tymal. Huge fan of yours. I’d love a pair please. Toby, 14

Cleaning out my locker and have some spikes that I’d like to get rid of, ideally to a youngster that may be struggling for boots. All UK size 12 and in good condition/brand new. Some have been altered to have extra studs etc. Genuine messages only please! 🙏🏽

@MonsieurJudge Tatenda Taibu

Tougher one tonight on Commbox- all-time KKR XI (must have played 15 games). Who makes yours? If anyone says Kallis please unfollow and never darken my door again.

@MonsieurJudge Dominic Thornely please

Choosing the all-time Mumbai IPL XI on Commbox shortly. Can't decide who gets the 4th overseas slot- torn between Graham Napier and Ben Dunk. Rohit will not be in my team because he's rubbish at IPL. Who would get in yours?

@MonsieurJudge Livid if Adrian Barath not in there

On Commbox we're doing a series of all-time best IPL XIs, tonight we'll be doing Kings XI Punjab. Anyone you want considered other than Paul Valthaty- who will be captain, opening bowler, opening batsman, impact sub, team mascot and brand ambassador.

@AFCAMDEN 'don't rise to the nonsense' as he rises to the nonsense

Ignore any ex-United player when it comes to us. They were inferior footballers to the ‘97-‘05 Arsenal team and could only beat us through kicking us and intimidating referees. That complex remains with them to this day, so don’t bother rising to the nonsense they come out with.

@Utd__max10 chelsea, Mata

This De Gea save was against which team, and which player took the shot? Let’s see the real Manchester United fans.

@AMP86793444 Jackson bird

Tuesday Trivia. Only cricketer to win a player of the match award without being in the playing XI. Guess who.

@HLTCO Solid work. 100% strike rate on first/surname combos

HLTCO Football Podcast - 05.02.2026 Man City cruise past Newcastle - Are Magpies fans Eddie Howe in or out? + Rangers close the gap on Hearts & Hibs enjoy a late winner from a debutant patreon.com/posts/14999181…

@FungaiJay @sampilger 1 goal then injuries killed him. Such an ordinary player

@tcampbell97 @sampilger He was a very dependable squad player. Allowed Giggs lots of rest late in games in the run in to the table when we were playing 3 times a week

Manchester United’s 2025 transfer window of Mbeumo, Cunha, Sesko and Lammens is proving to be one be of their best ever. All of them showing their quality and that they can handle the pressure.

@sampilger Blomqvist was absolutely dreadful for us. Other two elite obviously

United’s best ever window remains the summer of 1998 with the signings of Stam, Yorke and Blomqvist.

@JonHeyman You can’t be helped if you don’t think Tiger is in there

Novak Djokovic is on the Mount Rushmore of athletes this century. Brady, LeBron, Ohtani. And don’t @ me.

@Jon_Mackenzie Who in the actual fuck is comparing those two?!

@HLTCO Hahaha 27 appearances. LOVED him. Only surprise is you didn’t call him Barry Ryan Bannan

I absolutely loved Barry Bannan at Palace. A proper servant to Sheffield Wednesday, I always think it’s great to see players who buy so deeply into the clubs they represent. Top man.

@HLTCO Genuine question. Why do you insist on saying first and surnames every time you say a human being’s name. Is it to make you sound as knowledgeable as possible? It’s quite bizarre so I was just curious

It’s been another chaos-filled 24 hours at Selhurst Park. Palace ARE NOT sacking Oliver Glasner yet but I believe there’s a solid non-financial reason why. patreon.com/posts/14858016…

@tds122 And Cummins!

@tds122 I suggest you stop tweeting about cricket if you think Joseph is better than Rabada

Got me thinking of my World Test XI . Send me yours , i'll start Jaiswal 🇮🇳 Head 🇦🇺 Smith 🇦🇺 Root 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brook 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Pant 🇮🇳 Jansen 🇿🇦 Starc 🇦🇺 S Joseph 🌴 Harmer 🇿🇦 Bumrah 🇮🇳

@steveunited1 Toldo

@nickgoff79 @derbyDDDD12 @wolvespremier He came 5th then 17th

@derbyDDDD12 @wolvespremier coming 4th the year Kane left & 5th the year after? Those are never finishing positions Spurs never sneeze at. I can't see Frank ever matching those. So in three years he's overachieved in the league twice and won a European trophy once. If that's failure, I want to fail please

My thoughts on potential new Managers - I have picked 7 who are strongly linked!: - Rui Borges, Infact any Portuguese link (except Mourinho) 🤣here we go again! It’s a NO from me! - Brendan Rodgers - has left Celtic amid a breakdown with the board re investment, that rules him out working with our lot although he would be my personal favourite. - Rob Edwards - if we are planning a season in the Championship and immediate return, this appointment would probably be our best bet with him knowing the leagues as he does and his experience bringing sides back up. - Robbie Keane - chequered managerial career thus far but knows the club and I am sure the sentiment and loyalty would be there and he would get the crowd on side immediately! - Gary O Neil - that ship has sailed for me, how embarrassing would it be to appoint someone we have previously sacked only months before - BIZARRE! - Kevin Muscat - this character certainly isn’t a YES man so would not fit the Fosun profile as much grit, fight and determination he would bring I couldn’t see this working. - Ange Postecouglou- ‘Mate, just NO!’

@HLTCO If scarily good means not remotely similar then agree 👍

I’m genuinely so, so in for this. The impersonation of Keane looks scarily good. I’d also pay good money to see Mick & Roy reacting after watching the film for the first time. 😂