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Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now. Wife: But I only... Me: EXACTLY the amount

Newbery single pushes Washburn Rural baseball past Seaman in eight innings, 4-3. From @TopsportsN contributor @ToddFertig1. @WRHS_AD ... loom.ly/esZr4UQ

Excited for what’s ahead as I continue my academic and baseball journey at @KCKbaseball! Thank you to my family, coaches, and teammates for always supporting me along the way. @MidwestBruins1 @WARUBaseball baseball

@House_Feminist A pile of crap phonies using a bunch of phony bullshit

imagine how Holden Caufield would react to AI

I’ve created a product that makes the lives of rich people 2% better but that’s not all. It also makes the lives of poor people 70% worse.

@AudreyPorne Did you watch season 2? I thought it didn't need another season, so didn't, because I was afraid it would be ruined. I would appreciate your thoughts, though.

too underrated. this show cured something in me.

@House_Feminist I've had many students ask why we read literature. One of my answers is "to experience how other people respond to the universe."

We’re not the first people to feel hopeless, lost, alone, misunderstood, forgotten, downtrodden, angry or afraid. The human spirit is a resilient force, capable of forging meaning and connection in the darkest moments. Life isn’t a fairytale, but the act of living is beautiful.

I listened to 120 audiobooks this year. Maybe some people can do this in a healthy way but for me I think it’s fair to say I compulsively avoided being alone with my thoughts. So some balance is probably in order, but I’m grateful to have lived 121 lives this year.

@BradyDale Barely. I scroll for "news." I don't really post except my son's baseball stuff. Followers dwindling.

@tchrquotes hey hey i was wondering if you were still on here!!!

OMG ⁦@AppleMusic⁩ I have never felt more seen!!!

@BradyDale That's pretty solid.

this is like... my actual dna

Caught 90 innings for @MidwestBruins1. Only 2 passed balls all summer. Catching velo over 90 mph for a few of our guys and have several lefties with a lot of movement. Great group of pitchers to work with! @Coach_RobSmith @WARUBaseball

Some swings from BP today @SBAlessons with @mikeylil12. @MidwestBruins1 @WARUBaseball

2026 uncommitted catcher Aidan Newbery @AidanNewbery4 continues to separate himself as a next-level prospect. Strong defensive skill set, leadership presence, and advanced offensive metrics, all backed by a 4.0 GPA. This young man checks a lot of boxes. #Uncommitted2026

2026 Catcher R/R 5’11” 195# 4.0 weighted GPA/3.7 unweighted GPA 94 mph EV 1.94 pop time 77 mph catcher velo 7.0 60 yd @MidwestBruins1 @WARUBaseball

2026 uncommitted Catcher @AidanNewbery4 . Solid receiver and knows how to handle a pitching staff. And a 1.94 pop time doesn’t hurt! #uncommitted2026

Receiving work with @nsteiner34. @MidwestBruins1 @Coach_RobSmith @WARUBaseball

Fall baseball is coming to a close with @MidwestBruins1 with a great day at @RavenBaseball. Went 2-3 with one RBI. Threw out 2 from behind the plate. @Coach_RobSmith @BUncommitted

Son: Is it true that if you die in your dreams you die in real life? Me: Yes. And also if you don't die in your dreams.

Me every day since the election: I'll just check the news real quick & see what's going--WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING IS THIS EVEN REAL

Extra work on throwdowns after @MidwestBruins1 practice. Pop time 1.94. Thanks to @Coach_RobSmith , @ScottJessop25, @mikeylil12 and @BeauJessop25 for staying late and helping. @WARUBaseball

Proud of the work 2026 catcher Aidan Newbery is putting in. Complete player with the tools to play at the next level. Strong defensively and produces at the plate. College coaches take note! Bright future ahead. #uncommitted2026

Had a great day with @MidwestBruins1 at @KCKBaseball. Went 2-4 with 5 RBI’s, 1 BB and 1 SF. On defense, threw a runner out at 2nd.