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So, apparently I’m now that guy that tears up a little during Pitch Perfect, because I’m imagining my daughter being awesome on stage.
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Sean Monaghan - he/him🐟
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Sean Monaghan - he/him🐟
@tcscreamer
AKA Wilhelm Scrëm, derby announcer (NSRD), pro wrestling character, father. Part-time normal person. Sometimes I don't tell jokes. He/him.
Katılım Mart 2011
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@whos_that_maven Sadly, satire. But damn if I didn’t have to check, because it’s so darned believable!
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What do we have to do to stop calling the fascist sycophants “honorable” when they go before Congress?
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@whos_that_maven @comicmizchief @Victorshi2020 Can they “lose” MN, too? Just, like, let us slip between the couch cushions or something?
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@Victorshi2020 If by "lost" you mean they entered their "won't cowtow to insane oligarchic rulers who don't understand international diplomacy," then yeah, Canada ain't suffering that Idiot in Chief any longer...
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Wow. The Toronto Star this morning. We've lost Canada.
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People who are still fully supporting Elon and Donnie but aren’t part of the grift are idiots.
And if they knew how to read, they’d be so mad at me for saying that.
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The Filipino EZ Pass scam is so cool, they’re even using iMessage to send this crap out.
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Dear Irish Americans.
Yours Sincerely
Ireland
🇮🇪 ♥️ 🇵🇸
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@thebestmothman FLAMING POOP!
Obviously after. Not at the same time.
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thought i found another dumpster to perch on - it was a cybertruck (again)
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@hellodonavon I see they’re taking the tied seriously.
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This is probably going to sound weird coming from me, but somehow I don’t think the legislature is the place for shitposting.
Dustin Grage@GrageDustin
🚨 JUST IN: Minnesota Senate Republicans just introduced a bill to classify “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness. Absolutely incredible. ☠️ 😂
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The meeting with Zelenskyy was less a diplomatic moment between leaders, and more of a mob shakedown.
I’m old enough to remember when Russia was our greatest enemy, not a nation that we collectively needed to suck off.
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I’m not shocked, but it is distressing that the official White House accounts have become nothing more than fascist propaganda.
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The Nazi owner of this site is pulling off a coup, helped by the sitting president. Fucking insane.
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Wait, the apartheid-loving emerald Nazi doesn’t want people protesting the orange buffoon on this platform? But I thought he LOVED free speech.
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Conspiracy thought:
He can’t stop Elmo from doing whatever he wants, because Elmo has proof about the election, and WILL talk to save his own ass.
Meanwhile we’re all just fucked.
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We’re completely fucked, but don’t worry. The Dems are frantically writing up fundraising emails.
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@valcapone Only touch someone’s cookies with consent.
Take that as you will.
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I mean, I’m no mathemagician & all…but I’m fairly sure that math checks out. 🍪
cats with powerful impression 🐾@catshealdeprsn
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And yes, it is terrifying to think that might be where we need to focus.
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Aren’t there a couple of GOP senators so addicted to power that they’d work to remove 47 because he’s stealing theirs from them?
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People need to stop believing “but he can’t legally do that”, because he clearly doesn’t give a shit, and apparently neither do his fascist enablers in the GOP.
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