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Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting. He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi were we were the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”. That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money. He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”. He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”. Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala”. 😭😭

@msiziworld @_Lembz

Yall remember a young South African boy who ran to Neymer and had fun with Brazil players when they were in South Africa? Turns out it was Mbekezeli Mbokazi😳😭

Fikile Mbalula “none of you are going to vote in favour of this report" According to Former Parliament Speaker & Ramaphosa’s Protector Nosiviwe Mapisa Nqakula on the Phala Phala Report. ANC is a shameless Organization! A criminal Syndicate! 😒🚮

@Kgadi_yaMoloto @karrabeast Tightening her p*say

I swear my workplace feels like a hidden reality show at this point 😭💀 No because why did my coworker randomly start doing resistance band workouts DURING work hours 😂. She’s answering emails with one hand and training legs with the other like this is some productivity life hack 😭 And the craziest part? She’s been doing this every single day like it’s completely normal 🤣

@karrabeast When the new national government takes over, the first they will do is scrutinise his mining license

MySol NotPhenduka downfall will hit like crack.

@WatuJayP You mother was friends le magosha

Tell me your friends. I'll judge you by the company you keep.

@ISephara You won't know cos of you being dumb

How is Julius Malema a convicted criminal yet still carrying on with duties as a member of Parliament? The law is clear: You are not allowed to serve Parliament if you have been sentenced for a crime of more than 12 months Malema received a 5 year sentence He should leave!

@joburglawyer Uyislima se lawyer if you really are one

Flip-flopper Malema suddenly supports the constitution and the court when its Ramaphosa . But when he was convicted and sentenced to 5 yrs, disqualifying him from parliament, the constitution was created by sellouts, the magistrate was a racist and the courts were captured.

Why was Ramaphosa ready to resign over Phalaphala if he was innocent? Parliament (ANC in its majority)protected him and dismissed the report from DCJ Moseneke and he knows very well that he is guilty. The issue is referred back to parliament for him to face impeachment, so he has a choice whether to resign or face impeachment. If he decides to wait to be impeached then deep investigation on Phala phala will resume SARS and the reserve bank will be exposed for lying about phala phala( you can go research and read what they said). So don't be a lazy thinker(that's if you have the capacity to do so). Your problem is the EFF and the CIC angithi msoon?

Dear South Africans; do Not listen to the LIES by @Julius_S_Malema and other Attention seekers! The CC Never found President @CyrilRamaphosa guilty of anything, they found @ParliamentofRSA to be wrong!

@Absolute_Kganki @MYANC @CyrilRamaphosa @EFFSouthAfrica @Julius_S_Malema Voetsek moloi nja ndini

I never heard a single member of the @MYANC insulting Chief Justice Mandisa Maya or our justice system relative to the #PhalaPhala #ConCourt judgement against President @CyrilRamaphosa. I don’t wanna remind any of you what @EFFSouthAfrica did when @Julius_S_Malema’s judgement was read, I think the @MYANC has reaffirmed itself as the leader of society. The ANC lives, the ANC leads. 🖤💚💛🇿🇦

Who did this 🤣🤣🤣

@Julius_S_Malema @KNthwane Haeba lefu le le teng, ke tla shwela moo o shwelang teng, ha ho na ho kgutlela morao ha ho na ho inehela, haak matorikisi!!!!

Monna o hwela ntweng!

@realnorma_kay @grok It's how deep the hand went in during fisting, so this one has done it twice and those two are how far it went the first time and the second time

Those who know about Symbolisms What does this one mean @grok help

@realnorma_kay @grok Fisting

@Mditshwer Read the judgement wena msoon kanyoko

The EFF must not dare to steal the credit from President Zungula. This is the person who's been prominent, vocal and persistent on the issue of Phala Phala. Now you want to glorify Malema for what exactly. Someone was busy with court cases for the past few years.

Nina misoon that hate EFF so much i pity you. EFF is not in government yet you blame it on illegal migration, how useless can you really be? Tweeting for likes and coins from Elon has made you extra stupid. And I suspect a majority of you never went to school njengoba nithanda ukuthi EFF members are illiterate, ngathi yini eningafundanga, cos akekho umuntu ohlakaniphile who can tweet such nonsense😡Anina fokol empilweni yenu nihlala emikhukhwini anisebenzi yet you have the audacity to tweet nonsense. Abo mama benu babola amathumbu bazala izinja ezifana nani, so go fvck yourself banna ba baloi😡

Even if they won, we are not voting EFF . Even is Ramaphosa is impeached, we will say thank you and proceed to vote ActionSA on 04 November 2026 and consolidate a way forward for 2029

@Dzungie007 Give credit where it's due wena Mdidi onukayo

Today proved that not every politician in Parliament is there for a salary. Vuyo Zungula fought this battle from day one while others were busy protecting political friendships. History will remember who stood with South Africans when it mattered. He stood on patriotism 🇿🇦

@Mngxitama2 @ZungulaVuyo You are better than that, its ok to congratulate the EFF. You know that the ATM joined in and It was always the EFF at the forefront. Yeka ububhanxa su behaviour okwenkwenkwe.

Thank you leadership! @ZungulaVuyo

@joy_zelda Voetsek msoon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why Julius Malema taking all the credit for Phala Phala when there is Vuyo Zungula who has been fighting this matter too Give credit to ATM