Teagan Skylar

@theugliestking @ryukbite sent a friend req after match just to shit talk lmao, has happened to me a couple times and it’s funny every time

@ryukbite They logged in and just sent this to you or??? 😭 What a baboon.

I can't take flame from someone named bunnyfeces lmfao I'm cryinggg

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

When I play Ana I feel like I’m carrying then I press tab and have 1k healing

opening an anniversary lootbox feels more like a punishment than a reward

unfortunately i am not a cutesy girl gamer i will tell you to kill yourself

@PlayOverwatch Should we stay tuned for more info on this insanely disappointing anniversary????

Stay tuned for more soon ✨

being a jschlatt fan during the dsmp era genuinely felt like having a bounty on your head so seeing the qsmp communities reaction to him is actually quite nice

Overwatch matchmaking is so funny because it has me feeling like I'm buns all day and then it gives me a game where I'm basically Jesus Christ with a gun

fondly remembering the phase of my girlhood where i ate like a dozen grapefruits per week & my parents were like Goddamn you love grapefruits!!! but what i really loved was dumping 4 full tablespoons of sugar on each of them

Listen, if the “adoption fee” is $750, just say you’re selling the dog.

this is why frogger is the fucking goat, literally what a amazing and kind thing to do, we love u frogger 🥺❤️@FroggerOW @froggerupdates

@Crowned_Dragon @ayatosmoon She isn’t a slave but she is a child with a child’s level of judgement so it’s important for the adults in her life to keep her safe and actually take care of her 😭 goal be damned, she wouldn’t have it if her father wasn’t a drunkard.

@ayatosmoon Diona isn’t a slave. She chooses to be there because her hatred of alcoholics is so strong she doesn’t see how bad she is at obtaining her goal of making horrible drinks

margaret hiring a child to be a bartender and the men in her bar constantly touching and trying to pet diona and draff constantly being drunk and neglecting his daughter and diona's mother apparently being alive and not doing shit abt all of this. diona im getting you out

Unmarried women’s ideas of marriage are funny. If your husband won’t get you pregnant in the homelesscore he’s probably gay

callmecarson dickriders still existing as if he wasn’t just piggybacking off of other people’s natural charisma and comedic talent

@cardamomkiss Twins!

One year of breastfeeding this week please clap

Bro took the unlimited bacon

you see a toddler pass out mid-morning, gripping a tiny half eaten muffin, and when they wake up later, they just start eating the muffin again. this is real freedom. there are wild horses less free than this

a drag path but it’s the old blood stains in the period underwear that you use to line up your pad with ❤️