Paul Atreides

HWFG Warsaw! Start of an amazing ten days for yer auld Da! #Metallica #MetonTour #M72

@ultras_antifaa If Celtic fans declared it was unsafe to eat faeces, they’d go straight to the kitchen for a piece and shite.

#Scotland - Israeli flags in the Rangers stands. Why are they so fond of zionism?

@memorialdevice I remember my gran getting chips that had a line of sauce up the middle of them late 80s/early 90s but can’t find any evidence of their existence.

The future has finally arrived 🙏

@anon_opin Buy a McPlant. Customise ingredients and add another vegan patty. Buy a Big Mac. Customise ingredients and remove the meat patties. Do the switcheroo: plant patties onto Big Mac build. Hey Presto, The Big McPlant. I use accumulated app points to make the Big Mac free.

McDonald's should let you order all of their normal burgers and give you the option to sub in the vegan patty so us non-meat-eaters can finally know what a Big Mac is like.

"If ur gonna steal the sheep then u may as well shag it" I have never once heard this expression 🙃😳🙃 What a strange, strange man ‼️

@mynameislouise Happy new home!

Officially quitting Duolingo today.

Trying to watch Cage Warriors but all the wee guys in the crowd doing Ric Flair noises during the fights is making me embarrassed to be from Glasgow.

@bisping Who wins Ilia v Islam (if it happens) and if not, can Islam translate his dominance to 170?

@18coplandhigh72 @BBCSportScot Look at all you’ve accomplished.

Rangers' Europa League journey comes to an end. #BBCFootball

@numetal_moment Chappell Groan

@yohopelost @CelticFC What justice would you like for them?

@CelticFC justice for celtic boys club victims

🏆 It’s that time of year... 🗳️ Voting for the Celtic Player of the Year Awards opens this Thursday, April 17, and five of the top honours are in your hands👇 #CelticPOTY🥇| #CelticFC🍀

Trump dingying Cheryl Hynes handshake at ringside in UFC would have made for such a good moment in a Curb episode.

Israeli journalist & author Gideon Levy: "There is no israeli-Palestinian conflict, there is a brutal israeli occupation which must come to an end..."

@OhYeahy34177961 @anon_opin Good luck!

@anon_opin Never watched it. Can’t imagine it’s that difficult to demand respect from 13-year-olds though.

The main thing I took from the episode 2 of Adolescence is what twats secondary school kids are - and that to survive as a teacher, you need to appear psychotic to get the little bastards to behave.

@btrainer73 The blue, blue seats of Ibrox.

The Huns v hibs today was a flashback to the Huns v Morton in the 80s with the same crowds.😜🍀

@BrianHodge46102 @TamseIIicsonIII Probably still in his Dad’s baws. We know you’re Neanderthals but your interest in history is commendable.

@TamseIIicsonIII Shut it ya fuckin muppet. Where were you when we were ruling the roost? You are a nobody and you’d do well to remember that

@90sWWE *hanged