Cliff Beckett

@karlschulschenk Playing Mycelium Roullette. Could be tasty, could be zany, could be deadly!

Spotted these beauties whilst walking my pup earlier. Can’t wait to get out and forage :) 🍄✨🌳 #fungi #mushroomseason

@Sequisha That's a good looking floor.

The boys sun bathing.

@Sequisha What this is?

🍓 🥞 breakfast today

Has anyone asked AI to do something useful?

@TrollusMaximus It's called Pretoria

4hrs of loadshedding. There is a special place in hell for this government.

@Slushpuppy_TV Hahahahahahahaha. Amazing.

Fixed this up for you real quick

@Sequisha Dude, I got scammed like this a couple years ago. It was a damn expensive knife set, but looking back on it, a cheap life lesson.

I thought something was off with the newer kitchen knives that were supposed to be folded steel. That shit is literally laser etched into the blade 😂

@TrollusMaximus @JacquiRich I get to pay taxes

@JacquiRich I get to do my timesheets

Moving from "I have to.." towards "I get to...". Grateful approach to life.

@Sequisha Not a single grenade between them?

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY🚚

@Sequisha Never break eye contact

I tried to get this working because I thought it would be hilarious to see someone raging in a game like Tarkov while keeping eye contact. Didn't seem to grab the cams, so I'll give it another go some other time.

@TrollusMaximus @jessphillips Doctors use a separate entrance?

@jessphillips Assuming they don’t sell apples then

Always think how nice it is that there is a massive fruit stall outside the Queen Elizabeth Hospital. Is this a thing at other hospitals?

@Sequisha The little rifle that could.

First interaction with Killa this wipe. Good morning folks!

@TrollusMaximus I would run you down like a stray dog.

If you’re bored, grab a shopping bag, walk around the parking lots at Malls and just lead the cars searching for a parking space, circling like hungry vultures. Then find the most impatient one, go to your car, and spend about 20minutes selecting a festive ring tone.

What if 2020 was the original Star Wars trilogy and 2021 turns out to be The Phantom Menace?

@TrollusMaximus No, you need a new car.

Me leaving the car repair shop with all my valuables. I really do need to keep less things in the boot.

@TableMntnWatch single male with screwdriver scared away by hikers dogs, but still loitering in the area. Plum pudding, just below blockhouse. Probably about 30 mins ago. 11h30ish

@TrollusMaximus If you're using those gloves to cut vegetables, something in your life has gone horribly wrong.

I liked a soccer-related tweet by mistake. There’s only one thing left to do.

@TrollusMaximus Looks like something from Mugatu's Deralict range. So hot right now.

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@TrollusMaximus Do it for the exposure.

We’ve got feedback from research.