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Punctuation is overrated why must i punctuate my tweets when the thoughts are free-running in football shoes all over my mind
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Wal-Mart Alyssa
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Wal-Mart Alyssa
@teashika
She/Her. 23. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz wannabe. I write and speak (more the latter than the former, though I wish it were the other way around)
Katılım Nisan 2018
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Sometimes I remember Mahabharat is canonically set in NCR and really, EVERYTHING makes sense
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Breaking: Marie Antoinette reduces cake consumption to 2 while still ensuring that she’s not hungry anymore.
ANI@ANI
#WATCH | Delhi: Union Minister Ashwini Vaishnaw removes the pilot vehicle from his convoy, reaches at work in just one car.
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My inability to ever sit still has gotten me into some v bad situations because why do I have a main weekend plan and 3 ancillary, possibly overlapping, weekend plans all in different corners of NCR
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@AdamSmasher424 The plot is _barely_ holding together at this point
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Someone should make a body horror movie about the pressure women are under to rely on medication in order to conform to youth-coded body types to the detriment of their health and danger of their lives
Jennifer Sey@JenniferSey
Demi is skeletal. And before you @ me about body shaming - this is unhealthy. For the press to glorify skeleton arms as "toned" is just as bad as glorifying obesity as "healthy at any size." Why can't any of the women cosplaying at self-acceptance actually do the thing?
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the indian mba scene is so funny because why are you expecting shortlists for a consulting role as an engineer with zero work experience, in fact why are we allowing people with no work experience to pursue an mba anyway 😭
Pritish Poswal@pritishposwal
Just a post to explain how competitive it is at top IIMs for placements. My profile was 9/9/8 with BTech in CS from IIIT Delhi+fresher. 2 SDE Interns - Jio& a start-up, decent projects and avg ECA. Meanwhile I got 0 shortlists for consulting at IIM C in SIP not even from Big 4.
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@Kshitij070 manifest was sooooo good until it went batshit crazy (at which point it became amazing)
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FROM, SCAM 1992, UNDEKHI, MANIFEST
People Of The Internet@PeopleOfTheInt
A series that was a 10/10 from beginning to end??
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if one wants to imagine sisyphus happy, just imagine he’s recording the activity on strava
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We’ve been running a country on these “if you voluntarily don’t use fuel there won’t be a fuel shortage” type galaxy brain ideas for 12 years now
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“Gurgaon has some culture even if the culture if G-Town Wines”
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@kineticdonkeys Couldn’t have put it better
It’s like they find something shiny and push you in its pursuit
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@teashika This will never end. My parents still ask me to take UPSC, RBI, PSU job exams. Like what the fuck man. It feels like we are just “social prestige generating machines” for them and that’s just extremely hurtful
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Got into a tier 1 bschool and parents still dropped the “haan ab toh 2 saal baad ek attempt de ke dekhna” 😍
ponque@spoinjius
i could become god himself and my family would still say upsc kar lo na
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@teashika Parents se kudh nahi hua...humare piche pade rahte hai 🙃
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I hate reading a really good YA novel that I KNOW would have changed my life if I had read it just 3 years ago
julia@eathedocument
this is going to sound pretentious but i don’t know how adults read YA novels and YA novels only. i’m reading one now because a friend recommended it to me and it’s not bad at all, but its so clearly meant for teenagers. i can’t imagine choosing to only read books at this level.
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