Ed

if we're gonna have a pathetic triangulating labour pm, it should be Him

if peter mandelson goes to jail and ed miliband becomes PM after all these years... i may permit myself to lib out briefly

@tristandross would love to see some real professionals get their hands on this technology. just imagine a couple of comedians coming up with things michael caine might say. chills..

interesting. i always wondered what michael caine - owner of the most easily imitable voice in uk history - might sound like in a variety of amusingly unlikely scenarios. this is finally possible, thanks to the magic of ai

Greta Thunberg is a hero. She could have made a very comfortable life making Macronic & Obamic platitudes sharing a stage with the likes of von der Leyen, but she went the opposite difficult path speaking truth to power and showing up the liberal establishment for what it is

@sophiefernley can i get the name of the book you're referring to please

@boringdystopian @SamuraiApology @leowatkins91 we need a full archie woodexcelspreadsheet with the maximum number of tabs

@ted_pen @SamuraiApology @leowatkins91 we need archie woodrows and archie woodcolumns

it literally is a full time job. i can only keep on top of it cos i don't pay rent & knew a lot of key people. not good for what purports to be a democratic mass movement of the working class if you have to be some kind of lumpen-bourgeois layabout to know what's happening!

@SamuraiApology @leowatkins91 we need hundreds if not thousands of archie woodrows

maybe if Your Party ever does get off the ground, it could implement @leowatkins91 proposal for an independent democratic media fund, so independent political journalism for the left can be properly institutionalised and someone else can do it newsocialist.org.uk/transmissions/…

@xylottie doechii cancels if i remember correctly

I think we know what happens next

it started as a joke, but the people are beginning to demand a conclave..

just been fired from Your Party Ltd because i won't stop suggesting a Conclave to solve all this

@SashaBK i am prepared to appoint you the Ralph Fiennes of Your Party. or i would be if i wasn't fired

@_georgina666 this why the left is no longer able to organise

i wish clueless idiots like this would stop weighing in on my efforts to re-woo my ex wife

@Zonal_Marking really good stuff this

I've always liked how some nations refer to good generations of players by their birth year. I never have a clue which year England players were born in. So here's a lengthy investigation into which birth years have produced the most England caps... nytimes.com/athletic/65898…

@SamuraiApology @mattyglesias ? @joerogan ? @spectator ?

if anyone wants to publish it, ive got a 1500 word summary of what the fuck is going on with Your Party sitting in my drafts, cos Jacobin asked for one urgently but then decided to go in-house after id already done the work of writing it but before they'd read it

@SE7Partners i think i've met both of them

while i'm briefly back on twitter i've got something to get off my chest. a lot of left wing chelsea, man utd, arsenal supporters hate liverpool because they're the most obviously sympathetic big 6 club and they resent that

@wheelybinmafia its all relative

@jembo_jet i dont support liverpool?

i say "a lot". there's maybe 30 of these people in the world, but they all think like this