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Ted Chappell

@tedchappell

CTO @STR_Software | @williamandmary Grad | @MiamiDolphins Fan | Brother of 3, Father of 2, Husband of 1

37.5061° N, 77.6492° W Katılım Ocak 2010
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STR Software
STR Software@STR_Software·
An average EBS environment manages printers across Oracle, CUPS, maybe Windows, and more. At least three or four separate systems. No single view. No health monitoring. No audit trail. That's the baseline most IT teams are working from today. #OracleEBS #EnterpriseIT #TheNext40
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STR Software@STR_Software·
After 18 years, Steve Enderle retired at the end of April! 🍻 It took us a few weeks for the reality to sink in, but we're officially celebrating a legend. Cheers to an incredible career! #Retirement #TeamAppreciation
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Caller ID isn’t enough for me. I need to know why you’re calling.
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S.🎧@1ssve·
Dear apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping
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єℓαιηє@elainesim28·
Shoutout to everyone who takes the back off the remote control and rolls the batteries around instead of just replacing them.
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Interesting things
Interesting things@awkwardgoogle·
A photographer captured a family of owls and accidentally ended up with the perfect cover for a music album.
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
Dear Microsoft: I really don’t know why you keep asking me if I want to stay signed in when you are not actually going to keep me signed in.
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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·
Apple there has to be a better way to add an iPhone app to a folder than chasing said folder round the screen as it carries out fighter jet level evasive manoeuvres
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RetroNewsNow
RetroNewsNow@RetroNewsNow·
In May 1987, the video game 'Ikari Warriors' was released in North America for the Nintendo Entertainment System
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TLN 🥍
TLN 🥍@LacrosseNetwork·
.@CASCADELACROSSE IS DROPPING A BRAND NEW HELMET 🚨🔥 The “Z” is the first lacrosse helmet to feature a flip-up mask — set to hit PLL fields next week!
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S.🎧@1ssve·
That 30 minutes in a corporate hotel room between the last conference session and dinner with your colleagues will have you questioning your entire existence
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury
Rep. Melanie Stansbury@Rep_Stansbury·
Imagine getting in a time machine and going back to 1776 and telling the Founding Fathers that the King would one day be reminding America about the importance of democracy and our checks and balances. That is the timeline we’re living in.
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Neal Mohan
Neal Mohan@nealmohan·
Today, we’re officially launching fully customizable multiview on @YouTubeTV. Our @youtube teams made one of our most popular features even better. The new multiview builder gives you full control to mix and match live streams (including add-ons like @nfl Sunday Ticket), and build the personalized viewing experience you've been asking for.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Microsoft 365: I saved your document. Me: Oh great, where? Microsoft 365: I don't know.
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Dear Microsoft: I don’t know why you keep asking me if I want to stay signed in when you are not actually going to keep me signed in.
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Marcus Milione
Marcus Milione@MarcusMilione·
The sub 2 hour marathon barrier has been broken in London Sabastian Sawe: 1:59:30 Yomif Kejelcha: 1:59:41 4:34/mile for 26.2 miles... insane
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Eamon McAnaney
Eamon McAnaney@emacSNY·
“Let’s play every game as early as possible and all at the same time” said nobody ever
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Awni Hannun@awnihannun·
Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1: Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight? Me: Yes they're done. Partner: Why are they still dirty? Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.
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