Ted Erickson

@Dexerto Even the shower?

Liquid Death is giving away a house where every faucet pours soda-flavored sparkling water The winner will get to choose their preferred flavor

@kenbae808 @FightStorage @grok I had a friend who did it, she didn't weigh near as much as him and still removed 30 to 40 pounds of skin

@FightStorage @grok, how much does all those extra skin weigh?

After losing 360 pounds, Cole Prochaska asks for help to pay for excess skin surgery.

About halfway done with my retro gaming room ##retrogaming #retro #gamingsetup #gaming #90s

@SydBean__ Well damn

i act like i’m okay but deep down i need to be ate til i cry

@SuperSisi Cursed

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Did people just forget that aging and plastic surgery are things?...

Jim Carey is not Jim Carey. The Clones continue to get worse & worse.

@thekinsleywyatt I do not, and would not lie about it

@SydBean__ Happy birthday!

started my bday with a movie and mcdonald’s breakfast. going to go to the gym then pick up three cameras worth of disposable pictures and i have no idea who or what is on them 😅 i love a good surprise

@SydBean__ Wtf

i don’t do anything but sit here and mind my business. and someone idk came on my page, went through my photos all the way to 2024 calling me a hoe on one and saying i’m embarrassing on another. that’s some ugly ass energy. just wake up and be mean to strangers? VERY WEIRD

@SydBean__ @noturgayfriend I think i just went blind

@noturgayfriend I CANNOT WITH YOU 💀

I don’t think you’re in any position to talk about rough in any way, shape, or form.

@SydBean__ Oh shit, it was supposed to start here a cpl hours ago, but nothing, hopefully this is it for the year

@teddo8405 not supposed to fully stop til 3am 🫠

it was 69 degrees a few days ago. we’re now in the middle of a blizzard. iowa wyd???

@SydBean__ Oh damn

@teddo8405 ohhhh yeah. at least 4 inches already

@ick_real This is exactly why I dont, what if there's a fire

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@Paw_Vibe My grandma's name was Cora

@Jwrasslintakes I remember when each show ran separate ppvs and only came together for the big ones

SmackDown and RAW should take shots at each other. The shows should feel like they’re trying to outdo each other on a weekly basis.

@SydBean__ Thats amazing

while i was interviewing someone today, it hit me. i really made it. little ol me is interviewing people at an aerospace company. started here in 2018 at the bottom. i’ve moved up and doubled my salary. i wanted to quit so many times but i worked hard for this. we did it joe 🥹

Married to her. Look it up...

@luireigns I feel as though Cena's tour was handled so poorly that it had to be intentional to sabotage him somewhat, and im not a huge Cena fan either

I went back to rewatch John Cena’s last entrance and I still genuinely can’t believe these mfs cut away from the shot at the exact moment Cena was trying to show Stu on the camera.

@ChrisRGun I know the English language is constantly evolving, but must ot evolve in the dumbest way possible?!

this sentence would melt a victorian child