Tom O’Malley

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@ChampionsLeague Wizard @ReesemaTom

Paul Scholes = the long pass master? 🎯 #UCL

@elleuntitled Think of the resale value of the red bulls in the current climate!

I absolutely do not want or need 2 service station pies and a 4 pack of red bull, but this value might be too good to turn down

@ChampionsLeague @KAKA @Tomcvann @ReesemaTom first one might be the greatest goal of all time

🇧🇷 Kaká in 2006/07 was _______ @KAKA | #MondayMotivation | #UCL

@90sfootball @Tomcvann @ReesemaTom

Zizou's first touch!

@TibsterAU My understanding of the ad. Idiot man: Oh no honey, I’ve put your shoes in the dishwasher and now they are ruined! Unfortunately I don’t have the money to pay to replace them right now, so I will take out a short term loan with ridiculously high interest rates to do it!

What is the worst ad currently on Australian TV at present? (Apart from all of them) I'll kick off with Wallet Wizard #WorstAdOnTv

@motess The Maylands/Evandale area is kidding themselves if they think I’m sticking to 40

40km/hr is easily the least respected speed limit

@elleuntitled How about those who cannot sleep in complete silence?

I feel as though 95% of my day has been spent listening to the Kayo ad break music, and in no way is that depressing #AFLBombersGiants

@elleuntitled Legit just had that. Terrible way to start the day

Awesome stuff @DamoMoyle

@elleuntitled It’s liquid engineering

@dawsop Unsure tbh but you’d expect he wasn’t alone

@tomalley94 Was he the only one in the shower? S**man

You again realise it might be time to move out when you can hear your housemate playing ‘Good girls go bad’ by Cobra Starship whilst in the shower

@dan_gilbert3 Well done mate, maybe just buy the right size next time though. No shame in admitting you’ve put on a few pounds

@tomalley94 My chino stretching technique has worked an absolute treat, jokes on you Tommy

You realise it’s probably time to move out when you arrive home and your housemate tells you he just had a warm bath whilst wearing chinos....which he is still wearing

I’m not expected to remember the names of all these babies people I know are having am I?

2006 called. They want their Ute back.

Schrödinger's Plates: They are both broken and not broken until you open the door.