Tea ☕️ 💅🏽

@junglebauy Yes… a number of times

@tee_teazer Oh..... You've been there too?

Ever had a dream that answered a hard question on your mind???

Going on a date tomorrow and the guy booked us a custom scent making class + an experience based dinner. He gets an A+ right off the bat cos activity + experience dates are always a vibeeeee.

"Good girl no dey pay." Kindly enter street 🙏🏾 You don't support young women doing legit works but you'll spray strippers N200k. You wonder why women want to strip. Please become a stripper 🙏🏾 Please help me. I need N500k urgently. I don't want to sell my body for money. Please sell it 🙏🏾 I don't know whom you're trying to manipulate.

@off_tuneaero Yeah… I guess

@tee_teazer Infuriating sometimes but I guess remembering is not meant for all of us. 😂

@off_tuneaero Okay 😅

@tee_teazer Either vaguely or i never

@off_tuneaero You don’t remember any of your dreams?

@tee_teazer Nah…frankly I don’t remember it when i am awake.

@Leykan06 🥰

@tee_teazer Lucky you

@junglebauy It’s a gift 🥰

@tee_teazer Once.

@umm_Kaycee Hmmm…. It’s not even on my mind anymore. But it eventually gives peace of mind

@tee_teazer Might be your subconscious since you're been pondering on the matter for a while

@Leykan06 Mine is direct and just gives this peace of mind afterwards

@tee_teazer Yea,but they’re not always direct and quite difficult to interpret

I sent a video of my new apartment to my siblings on WhatsApp, and my colleague wanted to see it because the agent who helped me with the apartment hunt was from her. So I opened my whatsApp to show her the video while I was busy with some documentation. This lady left the video, went to my chats and started reading. The chat she was reading was with someone I share private things with including images of stuffs and every other thing about me. She didn’t stop there, she opened one of the images and started laughing. It was her laughter that got my attention. I was forced to ask her why she was laughing. And then she showed me the picture and immediately, my mood dropped to zero. I gently took my phone, left the office, and went outside to cool off…

dimeji (the baby bicycle dad) is only 30 and look at the life he’s been able to build. a wife, a child, a beautiful home, nice gadgets and a city with clean streets and greenery. the country you live in really shapes the quality of your life bc in nigeria, living like that at 30 is reserved mostly for people born into wealth and not of all us can relate, sadly

One thing I have noticed in Africa is: the poorer the country, the richer the politicians. And the people don’t seem to be bothered enough.

It is those women gangan they like, they’ll sort every bills down to data. Then the one that has something going on for her, they’ll want to use “boss lady” “big woman” and finish her.

This thing that melonypine is selling is not greek yogurt sha. I’m not sure what to call it, but it’s def not greek yogurt

Refund in minutes

I hate how y'all act like once someone apologizes, the victim owes them forgiveness. Apologizing isn't an automatic ticket to forgiveness.

Mind you, some people aren’t rage baiting. They are genuinely just that stupid.

Using your money to buy things for yourself and claiming a man got it for you has to be the biggest madness ever.