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@ChrisSeveney @Chrisvance123 I've been polled several times in each presidential election cycle since 2016. I live in Florida and the calls come exclusively on my landline, not my cell.

@Chrisvance123 Does anyone actually know anyone who has ever responded to a poll?

My take on the Selzer poll: 1. You can't talk about how accurate Selzer is, and how critical this poll will be before it is released, then hedge when it comes out with a result you didn't expect. This poll is almost certainly accurate, and...1/

@ZacharyDColeman @haihte @MargaretAtwood Damn! I came here really hoping to see that guy get shredded with replies. 🤣🤣🤣

@RadioFreeTom Isn't it really the fault of the airlines for charging for checked bags? If people didn't get charged $25-$35 for a checked bag each way, they might not need to carryon those steamer trunks. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@jwmcgowan @Stonekettle "An expendable supply of cannon fodder" - especially true after Dobbs.

@Acyn This is literally the opposite of what the law says.

Trump: Whatever documents a president decides to take with him, he has the absolute and unquestioned right to do so. This was a law that was passed and signed.

@DenisefromCali @Swaggens3Bilbo @TheRickWilson They never think the leopards will eat *their* faces. Never. It's almost as if they completely failed to learn literally any history. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I want you to read every word of this article. It puts the stakes of 2024 into stark relief. nytimes.com/2023/07/17/us/…

@Swaggens3Bilbo @TheRickWilson Which part is "propaganda," exactly? The direct quotes from the Trump campaign and associated campaign surrogates?

@Roshan_Rinaldi My favorite part of this photo is the guy in the back. 😂😂😂

This is real. Not Photoshop. Republican family values:

@Will_i_am_24_7 @Stonekettle I'm pretty good at using and reading sarcasm and this doesn't sound at all like sarcasm to me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@MollyJongFast Reminds me of Alan Tudyk trying to laugh in Resident Alien...

The video is worse

@editor_wp @EdKrassen Because women who accuse powerful, rich, white men of crimes like this historically historically have not been believed - especially in the 1990’s, including by police.

@EdKrassen I'm just curious why she did not immediately go to the police and file a police report

There are big things happening in the Rape trial against former President Donald Trump. Trump’s accuser E. Jean Carroll, who is suing him for rape and defamation, has taken the witness stand, testifying under oath that Trump raped her after the two were flirting in a department store. She claimed that Trump pulled down her tights and inserted both his fingers and then his penis inside of her. She also said that he caused her to hit her head which disoriented her, and she only got away after kneeing him. What’s most interesting is that while Trump only plans to call one witness, a psychiatrist, Carroll plans on calling multiple witnesses who will corroborate the claim that she told them about the rape soon after it had happened. She will also call additional witnesses who claim to have been raped by Trump as well. What are you thoughts? Will Trump be found responsible for these accusations or will the jury find Carroll not credible? If Trump loses will you admit that he’s likely a rapist? Will you still vote for him if you had previously planned to?

@pizzaraul @mel_med_larson @katem02134 @phall1069 @AiasIRL That's some BIG "pick-me" energy right there. "I hAtE fEmInIsM gUyS. It'S jUsT gRoSs. (giggle)" 🙄🙄🙄 Internalized misogyny is what's actually gross.

@Marmel @Stonekettle Not a half bad idea...

@laurenboebert Every time I think, "JFC, Boebert really can't be *that* stupid," you go and say something even more stupid. At this point, I think a head of cabbage would best you on an IQ test.

“When schools were closed.” - Biden Hey Joe, YOU CLOSED THEM!

@trywhispering @FitbitSupport But if it doesn’t actually work, does it matter how it looks?

@teejay814 @FitbitSupport This is the first time in years I’ve seen a problem like this with Fitbit….besides Fitbit watches are better looking than Apples ! 😋

We've resolved the issue impacting some Fitbit services and they should be working as expected. If you're still experiencing issues, please DM us so we can look into it!

@Soph__Murray @FitbitSupport I did that yesterday and it wouldn’t let me re-setup my Luxe. It was really irritating.

@FitbitSupport The app won’t sync with my Luxe and if I try to add the tiles back, there’s nothing to add.

@teejay814 Sorry to hear about this. Let's try these steps to add the missing tiles in your Fitbit app: help.fitbit.com/articles/en_US….

@Kisouttahere @FitbitSupport And I will add it was working fine an hour ago. Everything showed up the way it was supposed to an hour ago and now it’s all gone.

@FitbitSupport @teejay814 It's not that the tiles need to be put back. Sometimes it only says calories and sometimes you get this. I'm thinking sarcastic's is the same.

@Kisouttahere @FitbitSupport Exactly the same.

@FitbitSupport None of that works. If I try to edit the stats that are showing I don’t get any options to add anything but calories. It’s the same exact problem as yesterday.