teemunster

There’s a genre of person on the internet that can’t accept that something isn’t for them so they have to create some kind of moral reason for not liking something.

sources tell me Olaf is stable. please god

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it

there is literally no funnier way i could've imagined this. like that's it. that's the funniest possible version of how the olaf animatronic would power off

I think the greatest tragedy of pakistan is that karachiites deserve a better city and lahore deserves better residents

Non book readers don’t know The Lord of The Rings is kinda a musical

The World Cup home team had an abysmal back four, that Belgium game was brutal.

@buaalicious shut up crab

okay but then who will do the acting

There are children dying in Tehran yet pictures like these get viral because they appeal more to white gaze and stir their sympathies more than dead toddlers.

Couldn't agree more *checks notes* Domino's Pizza UK

NDAs are a great way to keep your corporate secrets safe from 1 or 2 beers but not 3 beers

The pragmatic wisdom of the Pakistani public is undefeated.

If I was in charge of the Harry Potter series I'd have a prequel about how Hogwarts decided to split the students by protagonist, nerd, lazy and racist

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

no millennial trope has broken more brains than "you don't owe anybody anything". an ignoble, selfish narcissism dressed up in therapy-speak about boundaries and self-care in order to give yourself a pass from treating other people with a basic level of care and respect

First eid without Charlie Kirk

the brazilian immigration folk thought that my pakistani passport was very well designed so at least we have that going for us

ai can’t write good because it’s designed to write pleasantly average sentences with all the right words in the right order and imho good writing requires u to strategically deploy a word that is wrong and maybe even evil

my wife just called vin diesel “vince vaughn” her transition to being a mom is now complete

some people are saying this is woke bullshit, an unnecessary race swap others are saying that it's actually Rowling's original intention I present a new perspective: who the fuck is Susan bones? who gives a shit