our flag means Yakuza

My children. 1) non-binary 2) a lavender

@SezClom 🫣 that's so problematic

💖🎶 A League of Their Own 🎶💖 I ran out of good OFMD sounds. Clearly we need season 2 stat!!

@SezClom In school we only learned southeast Asian geography and history. I then failed both. Malaya is correct for the time. That's as useful as I get 🤣

Me: oh no, the leotard is shedding sequins because I put it on the wrong wash setting 🫣 Coach: you can put them back on with a bedazzler Me: yes but hear me out (Audio from A League of Their Own)

Bedazzled just like Lucius' recorder in Queen Anne's Revenge by @b1uecid!! (Yes. I'm having fun. With makeup and with Ao3, thank you very much)

If you change your mind I'm the first in line Baby can't you see Take your pants off me

@MostStrange How odd. I think you look great.

@teengkoh I don't think so. I've looked in the car vanity mirror now, and I can't see anything obvious. At least 10 people have stared at me with an unfriendly look as I've been shopping. This isn't fun.

I'm extremely afraid to look in a mirror today. I'm getting STARES. So many. And not fun ones.

@DrLiesel @dev_raga I've been amazed how little anyone has mentioned about this. The Pharmacy Guild represents Pharmacy owners. Most pharmacists are employees due to the strict ownership restrictions. The bulk of the risks will lie with the employees, but $ will go to the Pharmacies they work for.

@MostStrange You know I hate that term

@teengkoh I'm sorry. *Waifu collection.

I used to be really worried about the condition I kept my books in, but now I like the personality of my collection. I've had to fill in gaps with ex-library volumes. I've had to repair damage done by my children and pets. They're all very readable, but now they're also mine.

@MostStrange We've discussed this

@teengkoh My wife collection

🎶 Starry starry cat, paint your eyelids blue and grey; look out on a summer's day, with eyes that see the kitty on my dress 🎶

I can get behind this.

I'm having a decent day, although some drama just turned up 😬

@MostStrange What about private Twitter?

If you're a straight, white dude with a private Instagram account, I'm going to assume it's private so you can cheat, unless otherwise stated. What do you have to hide, huh? Only your crimes.

It's Monday again.

@laenij Please do not eat them all at once!!!

recently found I out I have like, half the vitamin d I'm meant to but I got gummies because I do hate taking tablets but damn. do I just want to eat them all at once.

@jfc_anna Woowoowoo!! Hottie alert!!! 🚨🚨🚨