moonjoy

alcohol is poison. unless you are drinking it with your friends on a lovely spring day

can i come over n look at u like dis

my kitten started choking again today (y’all who follow me know this mf STAY CHOKING😭) & thank god i know the cat heimlich because it’s one of the scariest things when your pet starts to choke. so here’s my bi-monthly “you should learn the cat heimlich if you have cats” tweet

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

Happy 1st birthday to Pope Leo XIV!

It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him

Who up thinking of having a maisy mouse summer

The former slave states being the first to test out forced labor for the poor is really on the nose even for Americans.

Gen Z is preferring killing themselves over having sex.

9 year old me when avril lavigne said "hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

@danymeria @booksandmulder seconding priory, and also here to recommend a day of fallen night from the same series! it’s technically the second book, but they can be read in any order

@booksandmulder i have to recommend the priory of the orange tree, it's epic fantasy but it's based on historical settings, feels like this, and has a very VERY slowburn romance subplot that isn't exactly princess × knight but feels similar

i wish i could find a historical fantasy book that feels like this with a slowburn romance thats sort of in the background. and not those booktok romantasy books with lots of spice i keep seeing when i search for book recs

@ryuunyasuke what is that

absolutely not

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

ive felt like i was a bad person since i was 7yo

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

One of my favorite activities is dipping bread into soup