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THINK ABOUT THIS YOUR 1 $GOONER WILL BE WORTH 1 USD SOME DAY IN THE NEAR FUTURE

@FaZeClan @Banks I thought this old fart was kicked from Faze

A message from FaZe Banks

@1Nzz_ WiFi money prints

Congratulations to my brother on his new car, WiFi Money pays 😎😎💰

@ProofOfEly So much winning I can’t take it anymore

BREAKING: Xeet is leaving Abstract

@CAgovernor @JenSiebelNewsom Gavin created a class so he could go back and graduate from it

Starting in the 2027-28 school year, California will offer a new personal finance course to high schoolers and require it for graduation beginning with the 2031 class. Every Californian should leave high school with the tools to manage money, avoid debt, and build wealth.

@Rebornmf @AbstractChain You should have sold when they said ABSTRACT AUGUST WILL BE THE BEST MONTH IN CRYPTO HISTORY bro

Can't believe its been a year since I hit $100k port trading from $3k on @AbstractChain. The eco was thriving and ppl were all enjoying the "PvE". Went on to then hit $900k+ in August. A year of holding and my port is now below $50k. What went so wrong on Abstract?

GMABS!! XP DAY I WENT FROM PEAK OF 150K XP TO 234XP. LFGG!!! @Abstract_Eco for the win!!!

@ProofOfEly I think it’s time to call it quit bro pack your bags

From 300K XP to 150K XP to 85K XP on Abstract Thats a 50% nerf 2 weeks in a row Holy shit lmaooooooo How'd everyone else do?

@1Nzz_ @0xErv @AbstractChain FC ABSTRACT CARTEL 1MO

@0xErv @AbstractChain Fc pudgy 1mo

Remember when @AbstractChain was humming and Luca got too cocky on a podcast and gave entirely unrealistic TVL req’s for Abstract to TGE and also said he wouldn’t TGE if those TVL req’s aren’t hit. And then the chain immediately started dying and his plan of action wasn’t to get investors to inject liquidity to help the eco curl but to instead do a huge marketing push in Korean to promote a KPop group? Meanwhile gambling apps continued to molest the user base while abstract team bullposted the revenues? And then abstract team kept bullposting “abstract august” which resulted in nothing new happening except providing another example of abstract failing? And then Luca admits he failed by not helping defi apps build on abstract so incredible teams like Aborean (I love Aborean and feel horrible they have to suffer because of abstract) launched late and all our coins got deep liquidity incentives after they were already down 75% which just stabilized them and made any run up that much harder. And then Luca just decided to never talk about abstract and only occasionally post emojis when a new dumb partnership was announced? And then nothing good happened on the chain, until abstract started to lean into AI but Base had already had 2 ai cycles? And then an abstract employee pretended to launch/support an ai ticker only to later distance himself from it resulting in the chart getting nuked and every holder getting smoked? And then the incompetent team at abstract allowed amigo to launch with the dumbest bonding curve this space has ever seen so no one made money? And then Luca launched his key on amigo and instead of fully participating in the launch he just posted one tweet and hasn’t said anything since? And now abstract neckbeard dork mods are blaming us for where abstract is at? And now myriad is abandoning abstract because they realize there’s zero benefit to them sticking with abstract since abstract’s team has absolutely zero clue on how to onboard liquidity? Generational fumble and it’s Luca to blame

@GooseXBT @AbstractChain @Aborean IT didnt buy Gooner!?

I gave an AI agent $200 and told it to go make money onchain. It swapped ETH for tokens, locked them into a 4-year governance position, and set up its own weekly yield optimization loop. No human touched the chain. Here's what happened 🧵

@GavinNewsom Crack smoking nigga

$25 minimum wage. Universal access to healthcare. A progressive tax system. The top university system in the country. Fox News hates California because of our success.

@1Nzz_ Goat

all it takes is one play

@GooseXBT @LooseABS 😭😭😭

i told @LooseABS to make some money on abstract chain, and he bridged off instantly

BREAKING: ChatGPT Aided a Woman to Murder Two Men South Korean woman just got charged with MURDERING two men in their 20s after using ChatGPT to plot it all. ChatGPT delivered the complete lethal recipe on demand. She followed it step-by-step — spiking drinks with massive benzodiazepine doses plus booze in Seoul motels, killing both men. Don’t let your loved ones use ChatGPT!

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WHAT IF we're the "normies" onboarded for EL ourselves..

Every retweet of this post will equal a dollar given to children with Leukemia.

@xavhimself @AbstractChain This was at 250k USD buddy

This was 120,000 United States dollars in August it's called @AbstractChain

@jordanm_xyz @xavhimself Yes

@xavhimself What if project quantum was making friends while losing enormous amounts of money??

1. Abstract has basically been down only for the past six months, even while BTC and ETH were at ATHs. 2. People were patient, but the team kept saying they were about to “turn marketing on” and that August would be huge, which made people think something serious was coming. It’s been six months and none of it happened: no marketing push, no TGE, no fundraise, no Portal V2, no Project Quantum.

I AGREE WITH THIS THESIS UP ONLY FOR $ABSTER AND ABSTRACT. UP ONLYYYYYYY

@AbstractChain OH AND WHAT HAPPENED TO 2.0 PORTAL DID THEY RELEASE IT OR IS IT STILL COMING?

IS IT OVER FOR THE EVER GREEN CHAIN? BECAUSE THE ONLY THING I SEE WHEN I OPEN @AbstractChain IS BLEEDING RED