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@TheMainEvent194 Heymanitellyouwhat them dang 'ol traitors to Agralljustblewup the dang planet man, we gotta ge' allinthemhuman genomes ta upournumbers, man.

Made a king of the hill viltrumite meme

@sasquatchvlogtv "Did you hop the neighbor's fence to steal their dog's toy?" "I did what I had to!" "DID YOU HOP THE NEIGH-" "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!!" It's a weekly struggle with this beast.....

I wish I could send this to my dog 😂

Wooo! Let's go.

@spaceshark23 >when the party's cleric rolls a nat20

So now that the Dark Angels are reintegrating some of the Fallen I guess we'll be getting a Cypher resculpt and Luther mini soon, right? #MayTheIst #DarkAngelsDay

@Khanstillday >villian inadvertently ensures his own downfall by saving the life of the baby who would grow up to become the leader of the rebellion that ousts him from power It's Shakespeare. With Orcs.

He sucked life out of an antelope to save his own son 😅

@gregthesorcerer "And I, for one, welcome our new crustacean overlords."

Virginia has fallen to the crustacean invasion may god have mercy on us all

Robot dogs with hyper-realistic silicone heads modeled after Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Kim Jong Un and other global figures roam around a Berlin museum in an exhibit by American artist Beeple. Read more: bit.ly/42BDBic

@atrupar "And it was at that moment, he knew..........he'd done goofed."

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

@Lorgarwasright2 "That's his....eager face..."

@naMnaSYt >Grand Regent Thragg begins the Great Purge, cir. 2009, colorized w/sound

this might be the greatest bit of all time

@simpsons_DG >AHH! Tom Arnold?! What the hell's going on?! It's a testament to this show's writing that a joke that completely flew over my head as a kid now makes me laugh my ass off.

"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"

7 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T IGNORE THE Triplets.

@IRLoadingScreen I hate that I was actually able to read this and understand it completely

Your Looksmaxxing has been damaged. - Context: A few days ago, Clavicular (the OG looksmaxxing final boss 🗿) caught the absolute fattest L imaginable by GHB dosemaxxing on stream. Bro was out in Miami rizzing up Chat, and suddenly folded into hisnseat, completely shattering his aura streak. Chat was SAVAGELY spamming "L" and "F" 🫡 while his hbs had to physically carry him over to the healer NPCs. He was settled in in stable conditionnaise 🏥, but his vibes def took some critical damage. The craziest part? That was literally his second massive L of the day 💀. Prior to the stream, bro got completely cooked during a 60 Minutes interview. The interviewer str8 asked if he was an incel 🎤, and it must have spiked his cortisol to the absolute moon because bro just DIPPED OUT of there like a total jester 🤡. After the entire Looksmaxxing Community spent days nervously spamming prayer emojis 🙏, Clav has officially respawned from the hospital ✨.

@AgoristN "So, uh...we maybe wanna start rethinkin' that whole 'dwarf planet' bit?"

@_Boomhauer I mean.....he's not *in*accurate.....

lobster

@jake_doubleyoo Man, you think YOU were disappointed....

I read the entirety of The Stand wondering when this shit was gonna happen

@NatSciChannel All you really need to do is destabilize the core enough, and gravity does the rest. The one-two combo of a fucks-literally-everything beam and a trio of not-Supermen blasting their way through displaced enough matter that the planet had no choice but to implode like it did

I know this is a cartoon so logic is out the window, but irl would drilling a hole through a planet truly destroy it? or would gravity and molten rock re-join the planet relatively quickly afterwards?