Ossha🧃

TITLE: Kaise ho Mujhe chahane valo 😎 MAIN CONTENT: Roughs are done. FALTU CONTEXT: I got an idea to start my Instagram page. It will be around storytelling & my character involves within it. CONCLUSION: Pray I get there with this stupid job ✌️🧃

@Math_files Women are irrational duh

@MasalaMoodz 20

Tell me your score... ? Never kissed: 20 points Never smoked: 20 points Never dated: 20 points Still a virgin: 20 points Still single: 20 points Mine: 80/100 🙂🙌

@babooshcat Wtf why X shows me notifications of random ass tweets some retards do in here.

@ma1ybe If so much people of both the genders are single only here in this sub why don't they try to talk with each other? I guess humans duh 🙄

Men are creative af when they're in love

@PallaviSinghh_ 20

Passing marks is 10

@benonwine Blackwater

🤔

@comfortcafex 😭💕💓 Haar gaye bhai

@whitecheezpasta Yaar mujhe bhi please aaj tak kisi ne group me join na kara hai 😔🙏

Comment to get in😂🤌

I Am Back kitches ✌️ Also changing my username to real name cos I decided now. I am Tejas by the way...

@aditiraaaj Yes you peps seriously what's wrong with you? If aditi don't want you to eat at McDonald's then you better not. You don't know & gov all over the world want to hide this from you but world revolves around Aditi.

People who eat at McDonald’s, why?

@penicillin_19 That big dopamine hit

Kya milta hai nashe karke???🥲

@pica_pi_pikachu A feet

Remove 5 feet from your height, now what's your height?? 🫣🫣 Mine - 5 inches

If you are seeing this on your timeline and you are an Hindu listen carefully. It's important that we address this concerns. It's a bluff but please merse bhi interact karlo thoda funny banda toh hu mai and I post satire and my drawings here... Peace out ✌️

@Sassy_Soul_ Eat regular doses of Google translate twice a day.

Guys I don’t know Kannada but I want to visit Bangalore, what should I do ?

@saloniigavde Recently my friend meet this girl on train and he didn't even know her name they just didim some small talk. And just by knowing that she is doing some pharma course in our city, he narrowed it down to her Instagram profile.

how do boys find out a girl’s Instagram just by knowing her first name?

@UnapologeticH_1 Tesla

Name a car brand that starts with the first letter of your name. Mine: Rolls Royce Your turn:

@MudrikaKavdia I want to test local liquors in India to make sure they hurt less to all my Alcoholic folks out there 😊

If you could solve one problem in India with a startup, what would it be? Don’t say “something in tech.” Say what hurts you to see every day.

@snskritinaruka I am an offer person. Elaborated version: Just throw a discount code on me and I am yours person.😊

Are you a blinkit or zepto person?

Yk it's not my fault that I don't frequently get some witty thought to tweet about. Atleast I am not faking things around. So you all can follow and like my tweets if you find them hilarious or too originally dumb. Are we clear?

@imabhinashS Bodmas

Why??🤔