Tess Malone
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Tess Malone
@temalone
Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements


Stavros Halkias has joined the cast of Glen Powell’s upcoming country music comedy: • He will play Powell’s character’s agent • Directed by Judd Apatow, the film is set to premiere Feb. 5, 2027 via Universal Pictures variety.com/2026/film/news…

The Marlins' new "Machete" menu item is served in a custom carrying case 😳 This TWO-FOOT homemade flour tortilla is griddled on the flat top with melted mozzarella and Oaxaca cheeses, house-marinated carne asada, smoky guajillo pepper sauce, salsa verde and cilantro 👀 (via @LevyRestaurants)

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

First look at Martin Scorsese’s ‘WHAT HAPPENS AT NIGHT’ starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence. Now in production.

Sabrina Carpenter doesn't write her own songs, a jew named Jack Antonoff does for her. Think about that for a moment when you hear the lyrics.

these new stillsuits are so sick
















