sin

i love being a stupid perverted fаggоt with my friends

if anyone ever opens a rickorty discord call my line. Figure of speech since none of you have my phone number. But. Let me know.

@portalfluidzz I think I’ve just been enlightened.

Sometimes I wonder if Rickortys do swinging with other Rickortys and if they feel the difference

“WE could make all the rules around here! No more ‘paint the ship’, no more ‘don’t build a giant hole in the middle of the road to capture children in’” what do you mean by that korvo

Im too high i like the silver cops plot line oh godno.

"Rick Prime x Evil Morty" "Rick Prime x Evil Morty rape"

How it feels getting geeked by yourself with no bullshit

Dominant top pet with a submissive bottom owner gotta be one of the most underrated dynamics

I have a tiiiingling sensation that the Rickjerry stocks skyrocketed after this episode dropped,,, 🙂‍↕️🙏

@Biblecest There’s legit no other way to do it I think. You have to be so upfront. Men who call woman “foids” genuinely disgust me. along with like. The hiplet shit. What do any of these words even mean

A friend of mine is dating a guy who calls women “foids” unironically and I don’t know how to tell her in a non rude way she shouldn’t be ok with her significant other thinking she’s a flesh hole

This is a good message for anyone really

Rick non-consent Sanchez

a cop just tested me for alcohol by drinking my urine

Do you think Rick invented the mind blower gun after the Mr. Jellybean incident?

Can bad shit stop happening adjacent to me for five fuckin seconds so i can get some head (or give some, ill take anything atp)

I’m on a 3 hour #nofap streak and I think that I can spontaneously combust small objects around my room using only my thoughts