Grande Koko

@malantrent Guy 🤨

I raise you Nupe people… More than a decade ago we went to Kwara State, to a small Nupe village there for a wedding. My grandma was living in that village… and from the moment we arrived, you could tell life there followed rules nobody really explained. You don’t announce when you’re coming, you don’t announce when you’re on the road, and you don’t even really announce when you’re leaving because something bad might happen to you. My grandma wasn’t warm to us in public at all, always frowning, always shouting at us whenever people were around. But in private, she showed love in her own quiet way. If she openly showed too much affection again, something bad would happen to us. So she constantly warned us, like even joy itself was something dangerous in that place. She used to say if you act too happy, something terrible might follow. One day, something happened that I still can’t fully explain if I wasn’t there…

@icekied Yeah, a friend got robbed there last week.

If you are new to Abuja,don't ever stop anywhere around mabushi under the bridge,or on top of the bridge by this time. Trust me,you will be robbēd,you will be lucky if they don't take your life. That is one of the most dangerous places in Abuja. Ask people that know that place very well.

@NigeriaStories Are the job roles for astronauts? That's the only profession we don't have in Nigeria chief.

“I used to feel Nigerians are really bright. We have had over 500 vacancies since 2024, and we are still struggling to find Nigerians to fill those roles. They don’t meet global standards. I blame social media, yahoo & hook up culture..” ~ Moniepoint CEO, Tosin Eniolorunda says

@wandes_szn I collect 100 liters

Where are my Abuja folks🥳🥳🥳did anyone see this?

@ABUJAPLUG Those one go even bill you for toothpick lol

@NigeriaStories Him go win though.

BREAKING: Cubana Chief Priest has bought the APC House of Reps. nomination forms to run for the Orsu/Orlu/Oru East Federal Constituency in Imo State.

@dsgaert Amen

A job offer with a good salary is coming this May.

@dsgaert Congratulations

I got the job🥹🙊 ....with all the benefits and amazing pay

@bagboymuiz @Its_hamxah Me and my wife too, Amen

I no wan do 2028 for this country… amen

@MancityAfrica1 @Yunus_Leo1 They need to sign Nicolas Jackson

Burnley players on the counter attack 😂

@FabrizioRomano Their football will be artistic now like break dance

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

@kingsleyking000 Cash out immediately

If na you, 𝔘 Go Cashout 🤔

@Princewillogg Something wey get cut pass 10 😆😆😆

This game had cut one yesterday.

@ShehuSani The country is getting worse day by day. I hope you know?

The Ibadan Opposition summit is a good talk shop.But let’s be honest with ourselves;During Buhari’s first term in office (2015-2019),Can any Governor in the North dare to host a summit of opposition leaders with the objective of ejecting him out of power?

@shangdavidson Zone A no light...

3hours without light in Apo ? No this is not normal .

@kusssman @oku_yungx 9 million keep 900k

@oku_yungx How much e suppose give am 😂

@DurkioWiz Una go soon compare mango for Benin 🇧🇯 and mango for Nigeria 😆😆😆

Ruth no see fufu for Benin republic, she don start deh cook Rice 😂😂😂

@iamzioraa Allow em breathe please ,😆

Outside with my man Where are you ???

@cerelac01 @eli___k Thank you Jesus

finally landed my dream job. just saw the mail this morning. say thank you jesus when you come across this tweet.

@same_oj @dbrent_ @eh_zrah Amen. Thank you very much for your kind prayers. It is well with the righteous.

@tequaneV @dbrent_ @eh_zrah You will, by His Grace. You're not alone. The Bible says the world is under the influence of the wicked one, but God's mercy shall prevail in the end.

Being laid off without any sign of landing a job, depleting my savings to survive, praying for a parent with cancer, all while battling depression has been the hardest journey of my adult life. I’m overwhelmed. I’m sad. But I’m hopeful and committed to see this through. ❤️