Tim Turnquist

Hey everyone, ignore everything that’s been posted by this account for a while. Someone stole my stuff! Not that I ever tweeted anyway.

@lavern_spicer Was his name Albert Einstein? Shut up Lavern, this didn’t happen and you know it.

Twitter would like everyone to know I joined 14 years ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@laurenboebert Are you actually stupid?

As allergy season gets underway, I encourage everyone to take their allergy medicines so that my allergy medicines can work. You know, it doesn’t work unless everyone takes it. 🙄

@Wario64 “You have reached the max number of items in your cart” ??? I’ve never bought one of these in my life

Xbox Series X up at MS Store bit.ly/3mQ0uYf #ad

@Wario64 Chicken tendies and “A Ubisoft Original” on the cover – something tells me this isn’t officially sanctioned

Assassin's Creed: The Culinary Codex paperback book is up for preorder on Amazon ($29.99 w/ 144 pages) amzn.to/3y6JV0m #ad includes 40 recipes across ten full menus not sure why the cover just says "Assassin's - A Ubisoft Original"

@N3rd_House @JADEhellohi @Wario64 Conversely, I’ve had delayed shipments regularly, probably half the time even, in the past few months

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim (PS4) is $24.99 at Best Buy bit.ly/3cYZBqW #ad

@_soup_withasoul @MikeyVomit007 @Wario64 Lol plaid. It’s not 2003 anymore, M.J.

Akira - Authentic Leather Jacket is up at Funimation ($450) bit.ly/2VpApH6

@kobold_king I mean go for it, Noah. That $450 isn’t going to spend itself!

cowardly het, I will ABSOLUTELY look good in this 💅

@andrew_ddl @Wario64 Lol no it’s just that real life people don’t look good in clothes meant for anime people

@ternkwist @Wario64 projecting

@Wario64 What’s the ESRB rating on this?

back in stock

@Wario64 Finally.

Garfield Kart - Lasagna Bundle is $1.86 on Steam (includes Garfield Kart and Furious Racing) bit.ly/2SdLc3H

@Wario64 Got em

New Nintendo 2DS XL - Purple + Silver - REFURBISHED $99.99 Nintendo Store bit.ly/367UWC5

@Wario64 Well this seems like a miserable game

Slide Stars (PS4) is $5.49 at Best Buy bit.ly/3qJjcnO #ad It’s 2020, and Instagram, TikTok, and other social media platforms are where young people spend their day. Lion Castle brought all the leading influencers and role models of many countries together, reimagined t

@ATTHelp Your website and app are broken. For days I've been trying to upgrade my phone and I haven't been able to move past the "Which device are you upgrading?" screen. It just doesn't work past that.

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