Mr. Confused and Frightened

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Mr. Confused and Frightened

@terpene_expert

better make it hurt! better kill me in one shot!

alabama Katılım Şubat 2017

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Thomas White@len0killer·25 Eyl

Soon as a bill goes to collections it’s not your problem anymore. There’s a guy in a suit whose job is to ask you for $100. He went to law school to learn how to be a bum. You’re a winner, you don’t talk to people like that anymore. Go buy a sandwich

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Towel Pitts@calebpitts1997·14 Haz

Crazed jocks take to the streets tonight to maim bookish introverts. What else is new.

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Thomas White@len0killer·7 Haz

I wanted to join Cash Money but Birdman isn’t letting me finish my verse because I said “Peanut butter car with the car on the inside”

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Grace Cathedral Park@gracecthdralprk·30 Nis

Fat Nabokov: Oatmeal Creme Pie: A favorite between the ages of 10-15, and thereafter. A genius Christmas Tree Cake: Dislike them. Second-rate, ephemeral, puffed-up. Cosmic Brownie: Nobody takes their adornment of milkshakes seriously. At their best, incomparable and inestimable.

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Mr. Confused and Frightened@terpene_expert·8 Mar

@ahuicoyo My APUSH teacher skipped World War I entirely because he wanted to get to World War II “because that’s the cool one.” He was brand new and we spent the entire school year actively MK Ultra’ing him

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1-800 UP UR BUTT@ahuicoyo·8 Mar

I don’t remember that rly happening in my APUSH class but by far the worst thing that happened was that I took the class when Hamilton was getting super popular and it felt like we spent half the year on the Revolution/the decades immediately after

ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙@Souvie

AP US History in high school was def some psyop to drag all the smart kids into unquestionable loyalty to empire and western exceptionalism

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just business@OneWordPowerful·4 Mar

5% of Texas Republicans beasted

Greg Abbott@GregAbbott_TX

Last night, 95% of Republican primary voters said that Sharia Law should be BANNED in Texas. There is a 100% certainty that Sharia Law will be completely banned in Texas this next session. This comes on the heels of the ban on Sharia Cities that I signed last year.

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Mr. Confused and Frightened@terpene_expert·23 Şub

Imagine clocking in and out of some pussy

Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_Trans

My boyfriend is asexual and he's the one that initiates like 90% of the time. Also worth mentioning is when I had some health problems and couldn't do it for a few weeks, he was also the most chill dude ever about it and we just watched Youtube at night together before bed 🤷🏻‍♀️

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wicked wigger of the west@Nick_Cerveza·23 Şub

Arthur: burger king chicken tenders, taco bell XXL grilled stuft burrito, pizza hut pzone. Reckon them days is long gone now. Ain't nothin but ghosts Dutch: WE. Can Get. Them. BACK! Arthur... you just have to trust me

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Handsome B. Charming@CTachio83984·20 Şub

insomnia sucks really bad but its still makes me laugh a lot to think about going to bed with an attitude like "if i can pull this off it will be huge"

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Thomas White@len0killer·14 Tem

Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

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Mr. Confused and Frightened@terpene_expert·18 Oca

*Morrissey voice* and now I know how Master Shake felt

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Smiling Ghost@PhrygianWeaver·28 Ara

You call this beast mode? I suppose a shrew or a vole is a sort of beast.

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ratman@CoalPowers·28 Ara

When i was a kid we had general grievous. But kids today seem more interested in gender role grievances

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inmytinypants (tybg)@INMYTINYPANTS·25 Ara

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❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥@tonyhawktruther·15 Ara

I’m hardworking but not ambitious. Like a termite

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slán 🇵🇸@slandrroid·15 Ara

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jake rhodes@jakebrodes·1 Ara

Yall be on some it welcome to derry shit the way yall be eating beans underground w some clowns instead of getting money. Stake is a gambling app where you can win without ever betting a single dollar. You heard that right. Download the stake app and take game day up a notch

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