TΞSLATIZΞ

My Gift to the Memelords, Kings, Queens, Royalty and wannabes.

I’m going to be in Amsterdam from August 5th - August 7th. Would love to test Tesla Self-Driving in Europe while i’m there. Can someone hook me up with a car? @teslaeurope? One of my Dutch followers?

@S4njuBajaj Hope all is well on your side brother

@teslatize Haha, $TSLA the gift that keeps on giving…

$TSLA shareholders riding the latest dip.

@kmcnam1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vonderleyen Too late.

The images coming from Ceuta are unacceptable. We cannot allow anyone to come to our Union without abiding by our rules. Dangerous crossings must stop immediately. Smuggling networks must be dismantled. And returns must be swift, as our rules allow. I tasked two Commissioners to support to control the situation. @magnusbrunner is already working closely with Spain and is ready to travel to critical points. He will work on additional operational support to Spain, including through Frontex. @dubravkasuica is in contact with her Moroccan counterpart. I am confident that our close partnership with Morocco will help deliver concrete results.

@dave_midgaard @wholemars Thx

@teslatize @wholemars Noice Vibration Harshness

first time riding in an Xpeng (Chinese Tesla knockoff) Not too impressed. Interior and exterior are meh and lots of NVH

Soy de Ceuta, y lo que estamos viviendo ahora mismo es una auténtica invasión, por favor, necesitamos la difusión de todos para que declaren emergencia nacional. Por ahora ha sido solicitada por el gobierno de Ceuta y ha sido rechazada.

@unblogd Tageschau meinte "hunderte"

20.000 in 9 Stunden. WTF.

There is a disconnect between politcal views and reality here in Europe. We need to wake the fuck up.

@TheCaptainEli 🤣🤣🤣

Welcome to 1950 Omar. You will miss the future i am sure…

@eeyore1015 Car color is very nice, what is it called?

AZ-1で走りながら 今日を生きる。 #高滝湖_千葉県

Help me wish my cat, emotional support animal and bestie Solo a Happy 5th Birthday 😻🥳

Two guys in a truck parked next to my Tesla Cybertruck and asked me if I could take them for a ride. I was a little bit surprised because I haven’t had someone ask that since 2024. I figured all the hype had died down. I figured either I would be get taken advantage of against my will or I would just talk about the Tesla Cybertruck. Either way, it’s a win win. They were unfortunately very nice and respectful. They were wowed by how quick it was. I showed them how FSD works and it will park itself at a destination. I showed them how the steer by wire and rear wheel steering worked. It turned on a dime. Showed them how the AC controls work and how you change gears with the screen. They said they have never been in any Tesla before. They will really impressed. They asked so many questions, were observant, and were very positive about the entire experience. They would point things out I didn’t think to talk about because it just feels normal to me as a Tesla owner. At the end of our test drive I navigated back to the original spot I was at. The Tesla Cybertruck parked in a spot right by their truck. I opened up the tonneau cover and showed them the bed and the outlets since most people don’t realize the Tesla Cybertruck is actually a TRUCK. I regret not showing them ASS, I forgot about that. There are really so many cool things about a Tesla and it’s hard to remember them all in the moment. We are still really really really early in this Tesla story. There are so many people that have no clue.

Had a great day flying kites on Lake Huron. But some woman came up to me and said I was blocking her view of the water 🫤

@kmcnam1 I loved the games so much. All the parts.

@teslatize Absolutely! Both the EGA version and the VGA point-and-click versions

Even as a young kid, I prioritized what was important: Computers and computer games. Thanks, mom and dad, for getting me King's Quest that year!

@farzyness They seem to alwaya be prepared with covers

Top tier comedy.

@Kristennetten Sickos

Oh look, the rewriting history redditors — that have Ghislaine Maxwell as one of their highest manipulating Mods — are doing what they do best, fabricating mass manipulation.

@TeslaJess Excellent idea

gonna tap and hold my wife tonight