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do you love me

never watched GOT but as mediocre as stranger things' finale was, i would rather rewatch that one again the boys finale was a few okay written scenes that ring hollow given the complete lack of development from the rest of the show it wasn't even interestingly bad man

@dagirlfemalerap drake about to break into a limerick and do an irish jig

“THIS NIGGA SUUUUUCK” !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

happy 20 year anniversary to this aol search log

@68Xxturkey Dude racism rap

@dessriell fifteen nuberts

You have $15 to draft a team to defend you, the rest will attack you Who are you choosing?

@sharkbitez12 bitch thas noo-noo

stupid fuck at the thrift store

inflatable costume air vent smell prank

.@kevinolearytv You were my favorite fucking actor man. All those years of shark tank. Opening night at Marty supreme. I was there to see you. But I can’t get behind this mess you’ve made in Utah. I once knew you as Mr. Wonderful, but you’re more like Mr. Asshole now. Peace

@rmballs @junpeikiss your thumb looks like a little creature

@junpeikiss twin

new sign for my island

suck my fucking dick ass bitch *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data center* *data cente

worble :(

stumbled across the worst fucking song ever oh my god

@markiplier @CrankGameplays did you find it

Just ran down the highway after a lost dog with @CrankGameplays, was able to chase it off the highway into a neighborhood but lost it after that. Small black dog, chihuahua sized, near MLK off of 110. Blue collar. Be on the lookout.

Twin Towers ✊

@kapucni_ not aimed at OP but wow it's a lot of people's first time learning what a brand guide is huh

dont tell me what to do

Billy Joel has a cover of "We Didn't Start the Fire" where he rhymes Sally Ride with heavy metal suicide.

@DewEnjoyer @hoezayART bully your oomfs coward

@hoezayART But,,, you're oomf,,,

We should be meaner to old people

@mfingdangerous i mean april has been eating toothpaste cuz u give her toothaches or whatever

what the fuck are they smoking

@GretaVanFleet but *why* are you back

We’re back, baby!

@Ranboosaysstuff oh hello, !

Late night post but I’ve been starting to work out much more consistently the last couple of months and I am SUPER proud of the progress I’ve made even with how slow said progress has been… Mark my words one day I will be built like Tony the Tiger