Tess Robinson

remember when they randomly made Aunt Petunia serve cunt?

@Sierra_rak Let’s not also compare ourselves to literal Olympic athletes

To my fellow females who were maturing in the 90s and 00s when visibly protruding hip bones were considered part of the ideal body type…how much is Gen Z healing you?

@kirawontmiss Me when I think I can fight my man

Someone created an AI video of Punch getting revenge from the zoo monkeys that were bullying him😭

Stephen and Rachel

I bet she's not even Welsh #TheTraitorsUK

The Frankenstein movie is bad.

@Pixie_243 @BwayRannells Don’t get me started on her

@tessrobs @BwayRannells Carrie does. Idk what to think of her now

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY I HAVE PERSONAL BEEF WITH GET PUBLICALLY SHAMED

@AuditionPianist Thought you meant me for a second

Oh Tess, you've got a man baring his soul to the nation, and you cut away to thank the band. She's chained to that autocue. #Strictly

@UKLabour *Laughs in UX consultancy*

NEW: We will roll out Digital ID for free across the UK. This is another measure to make our borders more secure, and combat illegal working.

@BrtherHarry1 It was a lie is what it was

System of a down presale, standing was £165 and cheapest sitting with clear visibility was minimum £180. Didnt bother. Wtf was '£75 advanced pricing'

@_wiiinston Worst presale ever wth. I’m holding out for general.

System of a Down SOAD QOTSA presale - tickets so expensive!! :( + who wants to sit to watch them? No thanks.

Don’t watch the closer video.

Man I freaking love Caesar salads

Wherever Patti Lupone is, I hope she knows I still love her

@WhatsOnStage Ragtime

What’s a musical or play you’re still waiting for a revival of?

@mrcarl_woodward Hello Dolly

where am I

umm I’m gonna need patti lupone quoting iconic drag race phrases on a fucking LOOP 😭😭😭 #DragRace #GlaadAwards

@WhatsOnStage @MeanGirlsStage @SavoyTheatreLdn Bring sunset Boulevard back to the savoy plz

Breaking: Mean Girls to close in the West End whatsonstage.com/news/mean-girl…

What are we all wearing for the Patti concert tonight? x