Ian Walker

@heavensbvnny I’ve never met a woman who didn’t turn out to be a self centred heartless cunt, so maybe just stop doing that

I know this is gonna piss so many people off but there is a popular saying on the Chinese internet says "Even a top tier man is just an average woman". Someone wrote "A man who doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, no criminal records, stable job, cooks, cleans, emotionally stable, kind to his family is a kind of man that's so rare, but honestly every one of my female friends meets that standards and even more, so yeah even the best man is just an average woman" omg Shakespeare could never!!!😭😭

@owenjonesjourno The one thing that keeps me going in the face of the horrific islamist takeover is I’ll get to see you thrown off a roof

If Andy Burnham does this, then there will be one advantage. No stringing alone, no false pretences. It’ll just be Starmerism with a Northern accent. And that will mean a renewed assault by the Greens to gobble up Labour’s urban vote.

@DeathlyAcorn How the fuck have they even found a school full of white kids? Cant remember the last time I saw it

Imagine seeing a video of children cheering on England and your immediate reaction is to scream about the "woke left". These people are deeply unwell.

@HarleyShah What if I told you that they are offered these things by the owners as a loan because they want to show them off?

I promise you fashion isn't that serious to be stealing precious historical artefacts that belong to other countries to piece your outfit together

@DonnaLouise1212 He’ll do 2 years of Islamist extremism school and then get shat back out onto our streets 🤮

Daud Nidhal Mohammed from 'Salford' gets absolutely caned on nitrous balloons at 3am, ploughs into a brilliant young physicist (Sam Johnston), leaves him to die, then texts his sister blaming the victim for "skipping" across the road. Admits "I'm going jail" while googling hit-and-run charges. Absolute masterclass in zero remorse. 5 years 3 months. The system stays undefeated at soft sentences. RIP Sam.

@maxcouch Yep he was a fucking fat little drug cheat, never mind the cuntish hand ball goal

Reminder here for the folks calling Diego Maradona a cheat 40 years ago. Seems some of our English friends have selective memory. What about Fenwick & his hatchet squad trying to break him up? Cheating? Retribution more like. Instant karma if you will.

@miles_commodore Without the inherent sense of inferiority it’s hard to dent somebody’s psyche with racial terms

Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit. I think it’s funny.

@DrRebeccaTidy A coach load of tourists from London almost certainly IS a gang of illegal immigrants

Some people in Cornwall mistook a coach load of London tourists at a campsite for illegal immigrants. 🚎 I know I probably shouldn’t laugh, but I find it absolutely hilarious. Peak Cornwall. 🧑‍🌾

@bxkigx2 It’s called a happy man with a good wife, that’s why you really hate it

i hate seeing fat males they literally have no reason

@lil_doza Hate it when people just make up a bullshit story, soooo…. Stop it

Yesterday in Glasgow, a far-right group marched through a public park. A local man, born and raised in the area, challenged them and made it clear they weren’t welcome. After the confrontation, they claimed he had been “recording children in the park” a narrative that was rapidly amplified by numerous far-right accounts online. The man later released footage of the entire encounter, showing what happened from his perspective. Turns out they were lying. This is why we should encourage migrants to start filming these racists upon false allegations.

@MythoYookay Saw a video of them selling food bank food at a car boot earlier, so no, they’re just tramps

@smartysue @jeremycorbyn His protection is the KGB though

Anyone recall when @jeremycorbyn was hit in the head with an egg and media laughed , or when someone drove all the way to Finsbury to kill him or even when the army used his picture for target practice - don’t recall him begging money for protection do you

@diversity999x I think I recognise him but it could be one of about 3 million of the tramps

British Transport Police (BTP) detectives have released images of a man they are working to identify following an attempted rape on a Bakerloo Line train. The incident happened at around 11.40pm on Saturday 11 July. A man approached a lone woman on the train between Waterloo and Lambeth North station and exposed himself to her. He then forcibly pulled the victim to the floor and attempted to rape her, however she fought back and subsequently fled the train at Lambeth North before alerting station staff. The man stayed on the train and got off at Elephant and Castle Underground station. Officers have been working to track the man’s movements and believe he was also at Oxford Circus before the attack and Piccadilly Circus Underground station after it. Officers are asking anyone who recognises the man in the images to text his name to 61016, quoting reference 948 of 11 July.

@royal_love04 @SeniormanKelzz She wasn’t threatened with rape or violence. She is entirely responsible for her loyalty, he will step in if he doesn’t accept rejection

@SeniormanKelzz Yall blaming the lady for what? It’s her job to decline guys when she is out by herself and it is YOUR job to shut shit down when you are out with your lady

His silence said it all. "If you can steal her, I don't want her."

@fjnl_fashion @SeniormanKelzz He hasn’t learned that women are all whores yet but he just got a step closer

@SeniormanKelzz “If he is nonchalant to a possibility of loosing me” then I don’t want him either

@_freknie Save times and just call them pussies

There are countries here in which people have a genetic mutation to conserve body fat because of British induced famines.

@Kev1Lfc I can’t see how scousers crushed each other to death and we’re all just supposed to blame the police because they opened a gate before it got torn down by tramps climbing on it, but I guess we can’t all agree on everything

I can’t see England beating Argentina tonight

@Punchy_Playz Asking if it’s an exclusively seafood menu because it fucking stinks in here

You walk into a restaurant and see this…. what are you doing?

@alextoussss Have you ever read about when Mao got rid of the sparrows?

Extremely excited to announce our first air-to-air kill of a flying moth by an autonomous micro-drone. This is a big step towards completely eradicating mosquitoes.