not a sloth

if you're worried about microplastics, get rid of your balls

parenting lowkey went downhill when fathers stopped daydrinking

the most important part of any friendship is for anyone of you to, at any point, be able to say "that's the most retarded shit I've ever heard" and still be cool

me and who

@avery_pvp banger

me when someone asks why im such a fuck up

guinness is literally the softest beer i honestly don't get why all these 4ft-beard fat alpha aura shitfucks drink that like it's some super manly beer?? tastes like water with a little hint of burnt coffee and dawg i was raised on that shit

@dv_inner DIVINE PLEASE THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES

@testaccountoki YES

chat is it true women can smell it on you because i need to know, like right now

@arubikscube brilliant if i always smell like this they will never know the difference

@testaccountoki ITS PART OF YOUR MUSK LEAN IN

@keep_wolin yes

@testaccountoki The gay? Or masturbation

@frinkiac my glans???

@testaccountoki apply some fresh lemon to the affected area to mask the pheromones

@hot_girl_spring wait so if not you can actually smell if someone's jerkd it

@testaccountoki not if you have normal hygiene...

@quantizor the gay the tism the fapn the poopn it's just.. "it"

@testaccountoki What is "it"

@Midnight_mint_ shit i am in so much trouble

@ShaforGuy16272 poop, gay, autism, jerkin, whatever you think fits best

@testaccountoki Are you talking about poop? Poop smell?

@ChiLetterman wait no

@ChiLetterman dudes be rockin her world

i'm gonna frick my wife so good i might even make her come

@agiatreides hell yeah

@testaccountoki High and dry

so did anyone solve ass sweat or is that just something we have to live with

@agiatreides show pic

@testaccountoki Get a still suit