Benjamin 🇺🇲 🇮🇳

Because the USA is denominated in miles. There are 640 acres in a square mile. 640 can be divided by 2 easily. A square half mile is 160 acres, a square 1/4 mile is 40 acres, a square 1/8 mile is 10 acres. Nobody in America knows what a kilometer is, let alone a hectare

And most of the phony "Elon Musks" follow me!

Thank you, President @realDonaldTrump, for your warm hospitality today at the White House and at this evening’s dinner. We had substantive and forward-looking discussions across a wide range of issues, reaffirming the strength of the Japan-U.S. Alliance. It was a truly meaningful and productive day. I look forward to continuing close cooperation between Japan and the United States to make our two nations stronger and more prosperous. トランプ大統領、本日のホワイトハウス、そして今晩の夕食会での温かいおもてなしに感謝します。 幅広い分野について、内容の充実した前向きな議論を行い、日米同盟の力強さを改めて確認することができました。 大変実り多く、有意義な一日となりました。 強く豊かな国作りのために、今後も日米で緊密に協力していきたいと思います。

For those of you not familiar. The A-10 Warthog is the ugliest, most absurdly beautiful killing machine to ever take flight. A flying chunk of titanium molded around a gatlin gun style cannon; the equally absurd 30mm GAU-8. It commands the adoration of troops on the ground as the sound of its unmistakable mating call the “brrrrrrp” overhead means several enemy fighters have been neutralized. It flies low and slow delivering death more intimately than any other fighter jet could fathom. Cloaked in armor, it’s rumored to be able to take damage to 70% of its airframe and still land with ease. It doesn’t need a long or even paved runway. The uppity nerds running the Air Force have decided to “phase them out” this year… yet here they are continuing to “get some”. I personally think that @USMC should take the them over… they fit perfectly in our “take old shit and make it great” culture.

JUST IN🚨: Hurst PD just dropped the FULL bodycam footage exposing the entitled North Texas driver who turned a simple school zone ticket into a full meltdown arrest! Woman gets pulled over for blasting 40 mph in a 25 mph school zone. Officer calmly hands her the ticket... she straight-up YEETS it out the window like it's trash 😭 Refuses to exit, demands a supervisor, rolls up window → officers pull her out, she hits the ground. Now she's crying excessive force... but the bodycam tells the real story. 🎥: @unlimited_ls

This is a PHENOMENAL IDEA: "What if President Trump announced that ICE agents were going to be supplementing TSA agents inside all of the airports." The one KICKER that could cause Democrats to bend the knee immediately: "ICE agents are still being paid." This would not only speed up the democrat induced wait times, but it would SURGE deportations and get them with their stuff already packed! I support this.

@KurtSchlichter Dems doing the, "So when did you stop beating your wife?" F-ers.

Generals don’t commit to representatives. That’s not how this works.

Starmer calling for more Muslims to become MPs as we need greater Islamic representation in parliament! Fuck off!

We are seeing real results when strong leadership takes action. Standing firm for the rule of law and backing our law enforcement officers is critical to protecting Oklahomans from crime and stopping the flow of illicit drugs into our communities. As Governor, I will always stand with law enforcement, secure our border, uphold the rule of law, and ensure Oklahoma is a safe place to live, work, and raise a family. pewresearch.org/short-reads/20…

🚨🚨 L'ambassade Iranienne de Copenhague a hissé le drapeau au lion et au soleil, l’ensemble du personnel et l'ambassadeur lui-même ont demandé l'asile politique. Il s’agit de la première ambassade qui fait sécession !

@WesternLensman It's for the children.

Nancy Pelosi says Democrats need to take back the House, so we can get to a place where “issues are not so partisan." She actually said this with a straight face.

Just wanna give a huge shout out to d-bag @SenSchumer for the 3 hour TSA lines this am. Thx democrats

Client was a VP at a large company. 62 years old. Was going to work until 65. January: called into HR. Severance package. Sign by Friday. He called me that afternoon. "I think I just got retired." No transition. No goodbye lunch. No plan. His whole identity was that job. His social life was those people. His purpose showed up every morning at 7:45am. The money was fine. We figured out the money in two meetings. The identity took a few years. He told me recently: "The hardest part wasn't losing the job. It was realizing I'd built my whole life inside someone else's building." Retirement that happens to you hits completely differently than retirement you choose. Millions of people in their 60s are navigating this right now and nobody is talking about it.

Karen in HR swung by my office this morning Asked if I'm joining the Employee Engagement team-building session this afternoon I said "what is it" She said "an escape room" I said "what time" She said "5pm" On a Friday An escape room At 5pm On a Friday The irony of trapping employees in a room they have to solve their way out of at the exact hour they've been trying to escape all week was apparently lost on her I said "no" She said "it's mandatory" I said "so is reading the policy before enforcing it but here we are" She said "it's about building team culture" I said "I already spend 50 hours a week with these people. If we haven't built culture by now, a padlock and a flashlight aren't going to fix it." She said "your attitude is part of the problem" I said "my attitude built the Q2 forecast in two days. What has the escape room built." She didn't answer She left a flyer on my desk I used it as a coaster At 4:58 I packed my bag The analyst saw me leaving He said "you're not going?" I said "I have somewhere to be" He said "where" I said "home" He looked confused Like the concept of leaving at 5 on a Friday was something he'd only read about I said "you should try it sometime" Got in the car My wife called She said "are you coming home?" I said "I escaped" She said "from what" I said "the escape room" She said "you didn't go did you" I said "I didn't need to. I solved it from my office. The answer was the door." She laughed First time she's laughed at something I said in weeks I'm counting that Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

Blue hair in the Pre Check line “I love your pendant, what tribe is that?” “Choctaw Nation, thank you.” “Where is that at?” “Oklahoma” “It’s really good to see the culture coming back- ” “I mean, it ain’t never left.” “Oh, of course! You know, can you believe all the stuff in MN?” “I know, right? It’s like they can’t deport them fast enough… I honestly wish they would just cut us wagon burners loose on them… do you like effigy mounds?” 👀 *brain breaks in half* Literally one of my favorite pass times. Never gets old.

@FischerKing64 Texas has elected John Wayne McCornyn 4 times.

I refuse to believe that Texans would elect such a transparently phony individual.

They’re also ugly