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@texansis

🇺🇸 Has braved 5 feet of multi-orange shag carpeting to be a human remote control on a console Zenith TV. Thx Grandma. I did not spin that dial too fast.

Central Texas, USA Katılım Ekim 2012
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G-PA@IndianaGPA·
This one is for the Ladies 😂😂
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DFury@texansis·
@BudLightSadness It is so good. And cleaning them will make you giggle like smalls.
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Squirrel Matador@BudLightSadness·
I just googled that and I think I could make it work
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@BudLightSadness As a lifelong southern redneck (that appreciates the cajun and coonasses) I challenge this with a geoduck....

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☆★ Platypus ★☆@Platypus_PNW·
Platypus has breast cancer. Not sure what else to say right now. Processing.
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DFury@texansis·
@derkderk3rson @BudLightSadness Derek. Remember that part about being judge by how you judge others? Maybe past time to stop talking and make amends.
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Squirrel Matador@BudLightSadness·
The word tattoo wasn’t known until the 1700s Marking the body with ink is like 5,000 years old If God won’t accept me because I wore his symbols on my body I will just take over hell I will have helicopters and it will be awesome
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Justanotherguy@Justhangin60067·
@texansis @ChestyPullerGst Turkish crapper was standard in the 90s and 00s in the plant when I traveled to Italy. Hotel had weird toilets as pictured originally.
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Chesty@ChestyPullerGst·
The hell?
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🔥Dark to Light🔥 1776 - 2024
@texansis @EricLDaugh But will it really nullify anything or just figuratively speaking nullify? I say that because Republicans aren't going to go after it and see it through, they can't even take the initiative to pass voter Integrity laws that 85% of the country want before the midterms
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Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 JUST IN: Senate Democrats are moving to force Republicans to vote on "affirming the results of the 2020 election" WTF?! DHS is shut down and all they care about is voting on the 2020 election? How can ANYONE vote Democrat at this point. They are psychopaths!
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Breanna Morello@BreannaMorello·
Allergies in Texas are no joke! Y’all gotta start warning people!! 🥹
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
TUCKER: "There's not a single Western city thats thriving" "Sharia Law has made Islamic societies more advanced than the West."
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DFury@texansis·
@JesseKellyDC Just drink a shit-ton of water so your blood isn't like pancake batter tomorrow.
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Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
I’ve got a physical tomorrow. Does anyone know the best way to get in shape and clean up your blood work in that amount of time?
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DFury@texansis·
@Breaking911 Because apple maps wasn't bad enough already?
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
Apple is planning to bring ads to its Maps app as part of a wider effort to boost revenue from its growing services business.
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Among the Wildflowers
Among the Wildflowers@deaflibertarian·
What's the chance of having Elon Musk do a virtual chat about rockets with my 5th grade deaf students who are studying space stuff? Like 1 in a million?
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conduct|r@conductr_·
People who went from insecure to genuinely confident, what was the one shift that actually changed everything for you?
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DFury@texansis·
@BudLightSadness My husband once got stuck on that bridge for 6 hours because 2 Semi's squished a couple of cars and some folks didn't make out intact, right at the only mostly dry off ramp.
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Squirrel Matador@BudLightSadness·
Oooooooo you have to piss on I-10? Thats a bridge. If you hop over the hand rail cause you saw trees? You going swimming
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GEORGE NEWS@georgenews·
Statement by Chief Pentagon Spokesman Sean Parnell on Implementation of Revised Media In-Brief MARCH 23, 2026 On March 20, 2026, a U.S. District Court judge vacated key security provisions of the Pentagon's October 2025 media access policy. The court removed every provision that allowed the Department to screen press credential holders for security risks and every provision that allowed the Department to deny, revoke, or suspend a press credential based on security considerations — while simultaneously ordering the Department to immediately reinstate press credentials for the New York Times. The Department always complies with court orders but disagrees with the decision and is pursuing an appeal. In the interim, and in compliance with the court's order, I have signed the revised "Pentagon Reservation In-Brief for Media Members," effective immediately. Here is what the revised policy does: Closure of Correspondents' Corridor. In assessing the Department's security posture following the court's removal of all security screening authority, the Department determined that unescorted access to the Pentagon cannot be responsibly maintained without the ability to screen credential holders for security risks. Effective immediately, the Correspondents' Corridor is closed. A new and improved press workspace will be established in an annex facility outside the Pentagon, but still on Pentagon grounds, and will be available when ready. Escorted Access Only. All journalist access to the Pentagon will require escort by authorized Department personnel. Credential holders will continue to have access to the Pentagon for scheduled press briefings, press conferences, and interviews arranged through public affairs offices. The Department remains committed to transparency and to working with credentialed journalists who cover the Department and the U.S. military. The Department is equally committed to the security of the Pentagon and the protection of the men and women who work there. The revised policy reflects both commitments.
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DFury@texansis·
A bird flew over my van today. And I ducked. 😆
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✨✨@EVA24011·
Since when did sleeping with arms become a problem?? Like, where can I put them that won’t hurt or cause them to go numb??
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