Peter is a homosectional 🏳️‍🌈

Hive/IG/CS/tumblr/PSN/XBN: texaspenguin FB: facebook.com/penguinrx Mastodon: @texaspenguin@mastodon.lol I probably use FB the most out of all these, but I’ll end up where y’all do. DM if you want to share more personal contact info.

Well, my app finally updated to X last night. I’ll be deleting the app from my phone, because now I’m only going to think of El*n when I see the icon. Find me over on other socials, pinned tweet in my bio.

Hey, Michelle P. Why would you use my email address for your credit card? Also, pay your Sam’s Club Mastercard already. I’m tired of getting all these emails.

Nothing like not being able to check into your AirBnB because the host won’t answer his phone and didn’t give you the code to the front door.

Massive sympathy to all ASL interpreters at graduation ceremonies where they have to spell out everyone’s name.

@ItsSeansTweets The correct answer is Erotica, but we’ll let it slide.

It’s between Secret, Frozen and Hung Up 🤔 I guess I’ll go with… Secret

Soooo…are we still just not using Threads? I liked it over there, except that I have family members who follow me on Insta, so it’s nice here to have circles.

135+ hours in TotK later, and I’ve finally rolled credits. All shrines completed, all lightroots attained, and I’m finally ready to move on.

I’ve been enjoying my time over on Threads, but I do wish I had more followers and stuff. Twitter took me well over a year to accumulate stuff, and I hate starting over again. So come find me there, if you haven’t already. The @ should be obvious. 😉

@JonComms @ian44accordx Build a submersible.

what's anyone actually going to do with $155m in a lifetime let alone a year

New PR on deadlifts. 365#

@MatPiscatella Bear pride, all the way.

@gaymerherb I got Diablo 4 for $30, so I decided to hold off on FFXVI until a price drop occurs. I still have to spend more time in TotK as well to finish all the shrines before I take on Ganondorf.

Gamers: "But the new thing!" Me: "Did you play the previous versions or prequels or editions that are now less than $10?" Gamers: "But the new thing!!" Me: "Play your games, the new stuff will be cheaper by the time you get around to them"

@kybarsfang That stinks!

LPT: Don’t forget that you put eggs on the stove to boil…

Bitches, I’m old. I don’t have time to be on multiple different social media platforms. Can we pick one and stick to it, please?

Content creator: I got a lot of DMs asking about… Me:

@nytimes A little duct tape, and it’s as good as new.

A visitor at a North Carolina amusement park spotted a large crack on a roller coaster's pillar on Friday. The ride, which was billed as one of the tallest of its kind, has now been closed as crews make repairs. nyti.ms/3CYhXYQ

I did a lot of car singing and lip syncing this weekend.

Someone won’t even leave me alone while I try to do some yoga.