Leigh Caplan

@jesseherlitz Glad I’m not the only one. Also not glad.

@kf You should sue for damages.

@kf I’m mad for you.

@jefflembeck Please remove me from this thread.

@GlennF “Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded!”

@dandean I would respond to this but it would be an HR violation.

@jesseherlitz This is the future Stevie Nicks warned us about.

@ReinH Have we even tried vector clocks yet?

two phase commit will solve world hunger

@jesseherlitz How DARE you

@jesseherlitz How dare you

@treasurefingers Oh god that entire mix dude. Every time I listen I’m like “how was every tune so good back then?”

Ed Rush & Optical - Essential Mix (1999-02-07 BBC Radio 1) kinda day

@ReinH ::stares in Datadog::

it's funny because they're in a kind of unique position to innovate on combining APM-style tracing with distributed tracing but they absolutely refuse to have anything to do with that idea

does new relic have a product strategy other than be a shitty implementation of half of honeycomb

@StefanHayden Tidal for Teams™

@StefanHayden You mean the “enter your email, then we’ll show you the password field” thing? From what I understand it’s driven by SSO integrations.

@dandean Yeah but Cars 3 was ok.

@michaelgorsuch Nice.

@estoner @dandean Why is Dan reading this book when he could be working, deeply?

Be the person who’s glad they hired Sue, not the person who wishes they’d hired Sue.

@brady_xk Related: who is a good boy???

@ReinH Maybe the real aliens were the friends we made along the way.

and he didn't even find a single alien :(