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@david_apoh @NigeriaStories He go impress number 1 for kiri kiri

@NigeriaStories Upon all the impressions him gather but he no fit impress judge...

JUST IN: social media user Mr SAMUEL ADEBOYE ADEYEYE aka Swanky_concept has been sentenced to 2 years imprisonment after pleading guilty for spread long misinformation with malicious intent about Adekunle Gold and Simi’s daughter

@flowzki @john322226

@john322226 if you know you know broooo not like he’s going to come outside to tell the world he’s drowning .. gambling mess up no dey show for face 😂😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️

idk how to explain it .. leave all the drakes bragging aside and all the swag aside .. dropping 3 albums in one night is a cue that man is drowning in debts from his gambling addiction.

@_olu_wa_seun @MakanjuolaEmm19 @GadgetSpot001 2026 you’re still buying something as common as phone online, iPhone wey dey everywhere o.

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@mariabatenda @bugsizedd Yes, if you think you’re an animal

@bugsizedd So I should also seem scared of my child

fun fact big cats often pretend to be scared by their cubs to give them confidence in hunting :)

@Yemihazan @ThaBoyYom Omoh see as one night doggy take ru!n person life.

That Babe saw flashbacks of Oshodi, ketu and alagomeji.. She screamed "we are catholic and traditionally married !" 😂

@Imdqve Car is very important, if u have the money buy it, regardless of where you stay at as long as you’re not squatting with anyone

Unrelated but if you currently live here you shouldn't have bought that car

@BlessingBl41811 @heismric @0xveektor @__totustuus The person she cheated with, what did he used to pay her back for the doggy ?

@heismric @0xveektor @__totustuus So what are you using to pay her back for all the things she did for you I mean she sacrificed her body, gave you doggy, born for you and so on?

UGO’s wife. UGO’s wife. Divorce is finalised. It’s Ex-wife.

@glocryptofuture @ThaBoyYom 😂😂 those women are just unnecessarily mean

@ThaBoyYom As how? You go deal with woman for nysc Secretariat

Lol I actually like it! Like yoooo… I love it gan! I really don’t know how to explain it, but I love dealing with Ladies that are ‘known’ to be rude You will meet me at home full time!

@DailyNoud This is where we will have problem

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

@NwachukwuAsuzu @TYLRverse @max_misk @arojinle1 No one of will complain if snakes are killing themselves too.

@TYLRverse @max_misk @arojinle1 Humans(that are built with empathy and conscience) kills more people than snakes each year. Snakes and other reptiles don't have conscience and empathy. They just act on instincts. Even if you try to save a snake or crocodile, it will still bite you. That is their nature.

Those who ask "why do snakes have venoms?" Here's one reason for you. Humans are too stupid and disrespectful. If all snakes were to be nonvenomous, humans would use them as live ropes and belts

@AfolabiDewale @ptreatshaven What if your real score is supposed to be 110

@ptreatshaven No wonder, I sha know say I no fit get 130

“Entering age” “the Nigerians” See people wey mark my answer sheet☹️🙂‍↕️

@proofofhisgrace @JAMBHQ Because they’re studying different courses ?

@JAMBHQ This doesn’t feel like a good decision, who should some people go through the grilling and some people should not? Feels weird to me tho

Candidates seeking admissions into Education Programs and Agriculture non-Engineering Courses are now exempted from UTME.

@khanofkhans11_ @Don_Mahjid10 Wetin make ur guy think say na him gangan get the babe

My guy once dated one babe. If 10 guys ask her out she will say yes to 9. And no she wasn’t doing it for money.

@Boy994Boy @ThaBoyYom My neighbor for my former house dey lock her wife inside room and parlor self con anytime he dey go out even if he wan go pick visitors for junction, the only time you’ll see his wife is if they’re going out together.

Nothing wey woman deserve for marriage pass 3 square meal and roof over her head, Na una Dey do pass una self , my pady say e Dey carry tv remote go work.

@officialTifiola @Vibez_news Eemi oga oni gun 🙏

@Vibez_news Same Seyi that Portable is bigger than? Must be madt

SEYI VIBEZ IS BIGGER THAN YOU ADEKUNLE MID

@EzekielOluwada6 At least you don’t marry a short man

What am I reading😂

@carter6f @DailyCompassss Who com sing leg over ?

@DailyCompassss Nah he’s a businessman

“Afro Nation wanted to book me, but I told them I didn’t want money like Wizkid, Burna Boy or Davido 😭 I asked for equity (shares in the company) and data/analytics on all the artistes performing because I am a businessman… but they refused 😂” — Mr Eazi

@olawealth_11 @royzkingin So which kid is wearing size 42 shoe ?

@royzkingin Here is a video that explain that line "size 42 ni bata gbola "

I need to know the story behind “size 42 ni bata gbola” what does that even mean?

@cuzzyB2 @Nimisioluwa Who u think say u be ?

@AlbumTalksHQ Drake go postpone make famous motion no go kill him shine

🚨FAMOUS PLUTO & DRAKE WILL BOTH BE RELEASING THEIR ALBUMS ON FRIDAY, MAY 15. 📀📀