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I agree. Here are 10 more things people would know if they travelled across Southern Nigeria more: - From the SS and SE to Abuja, drivers get to a junction in Benue and decide if they want to drive through Kogi and risk being kidnapped, or wreck their spine by driving to Nasarawa through terrible roads. - Across the country, more people in their late 20s are living with their parents with no hope of moving out. The number of ‘young professionals’ is also declining. - At Obinze, Imo State, police officers have normalised harassing FUTO students. - Several residents in Uyo, the capital of our highest oil-producing state, have eased into having no electricity. - Through the Lagos stretch of the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road, young men and women are setting up tents with nylon bags to sleep for the night. - Those same men station themselves on that road to harass drivers because they have nothing else to do. - Illegal mining, besides POS, biking and subsistence farming+trading, is the highest employer of labour in Central and Northern Cross River state. - Medical students at the University of Ibadan have to start side-hustles to support themselves through school. Fresh medical doctors have to work in other hospitals to make ends meet, and afford PLAB and USMLE fees. - Sycophancy-as-a-service is a thriving industry in the south-south and east. - When it rains, young professionals, bankers, take off their shoes and wear black nylon bags to cross the Asaba-Benin expressway. Jara, because I mentioned the coastal road twice: - protein is expensive, and eggs are accorded the same respect as pieces of beef 10yrs ago.

The N5 note actually still exists but many of you have not set eyes on it since 2016 cos the N1000 note is now doing the job N5 used to do.

A lady came out to talk about how the bread she bought had allegedly been on her shelf for 2 months without going bad, even looking fresh. She made sure not to mention any brand and even covered the logo. Tell me why a random bread company sued her 3 days afterwards.

Mr Apolitical hasn't presented a chessboard to an Education lover like Mr Peter Obi. Odd.

There’s no opinion you want to have on Peter Obi that will be deemed worthy of consideration or being taken seriously by me. You lot said he won’t win even in Anambra, He did. You said he won’t win more than 1 state, he won 12 (even after all the mago mago) You said we were 4 people tweeting in a room? He pulled over 6m votes (INEC numbers) You said he didn’t have structure, he beat your structure man even in the Lagos he claimed to build like an iPhone thief caught in Computer village (over 1million votes per irev reduced to less than 600k) Worry about your Lapite, leave Peter Obi and his supporters alone.

What law sentenced Nnamdi Kanu to life imprisonment but pardoned these people?

Don’t say anything. Don’t explain anything. Don’t debate anybody please. Just retweet, repost and share everywhere.

The Nigerian soldiers that were killed by the 700 repentant terrorists all died for absolutely nothing.

There's nothing like "Repentant terrorists". A terrorist has no place in society. Sorry.

Your votes actually count. Parts of it gets rigged, but it counts. If it doesn't, politicians won't invest hundreds of millions in vote buying. Rigging is mathematically limited, and if the gap is huge enough, you can't close it. Get your PVC.

How does the govt prosecute Nnamdi Kanu for terrorism charges, but then pardon terrorists nonstop? LMAO.

On the day this happened, big Muslim accounts here said it was a lie. Many of them went as far as creating AI altered versions to mock what happened here. It's important to never forget.

Atiku sees himself as a big man to be served. We don't want another big man in Aso Rock. We want an ordinary man who wants to serve. We want Peter Obi.

It brings back the good memories of when APC wasn't in power. That is why we need to kick them out.

I would have said “vote wisely,” but some of you are not wise. VOTE PETER OBI

When you are in every mistake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

Not a single sachet in sight

Do Not Allowtinubu

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

I used Nero to burn CDs as a kid and only later got the joke: Nero burned Rome, and "Burning ROM" is such a perfect reference.