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@tonygoatjas @CF_Budge Facts are facts

@th30rs @CF_Budge 0 ball knowledge

Here are the Top 10 Coordinators in College Football. Which of these guys will have the biggest impact on their team this year?

INSANE BUT TRUE: Arizona has not trailed for even a second through the first three rounds of the tournament. Total domination.

The tiny number of blacks and Hispanics achieving elite-level MCAT scores demonstrates the impossibility of the best medical schools being able to fill their de facto race quotas with only high-level applicants. There simply aren't enough smart blacks and Hispanics to go around.

@YGFAFO @rosethaaartist Exactly what a brainwashed cultist would say

@rosethaaartist Fuck no. If you're a Trumper that shows your bigotry and stupidity. Stay away

People disowning family members over who they voted for. Won’t come to Thanksgiving. Won’t talk to their parents. Cut off siblings. Treating family like opps. All because they voted different. That’s cult behavior.

Honestly, if we could just permanently shut down the federal government, the United States would flourish.

this is a big reason dudes are quitting

@KTLA That’s because the vast majority of money never even reaches the homeless. It is laundered out by Democrat NGOs that kickback the politicians.

There’s growing concern over how the city of Los Angeles is tackling homelessness after people were found to be living in city sewers and storm drains near the 110 Freeway. ktla.com/news/local-new…

@InternetH0F Nails freshly done but “they lights been off for months” 🤦‍♂️

Woman finds $25k her boyfriend had hidden and their lights have been off for months 😬

@T_Q_Gardner @rawsalerts ICE will be checking IDs

Boo.. liberal victory. ICE agents checking bags instead of deporting illegals. Let the airport line back up. When the people who can afford to fly get pissed enough they will overthrow the democrat party. But no, we’re going to go defuse their anger and hand liberals a soft victory.

🚨#BREAKING: ICE is officially set to deploy operations at at least 14 major airports across the United States starting tomorrow morning

@ronrule @alt_w_v_g Canadian dollars? Dishwashers are not $1400 even on the high end.

@alt_w_v_g My dishwasher broke three years after I bought my house. No home warranty. I bought a new one for $1,440 with free installation, delivery, and removal of the old one. Saved $792 by not spending $2,232 on a warranty.

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@alt_w_v_g A new dishwasher is like $700, what a rookie.

@snotshumping @DavidHastensen @DarMV @CNNSOTU @DanaBashCNN You actually don’t when you don’t have the majority in congress. This country has never worked by shutting down every time the minority doesn’t get their way. HTH.

@DavidHastensen @DarMV @CNNSOTU @DanaBashCNN You actually do, that is part of it. Trump is picking which universities to fund based on if they are willing to suck his micro penis publicly. If congress wants meaningful change to an organization, they withhold until a compromise. Been like that for almost 250 years.

NEWS: White House Border Czar Tom Homan confirms President Trump will send ICE agents into airports across the country tomorrow. "We'll have a plan by the end of today what airports we're starting with and where we're sending them," Homan tells @DanaBashCNN.

@Polymarket Should be a no-brainer for Trump

BREAKING: Putin has offered to stop providing intel to Iran if U.S. does the same with Ukraine.

@ForgiatoBlow47 💯 true

True Of False

@CynicalPublius They value being able to say “I told you so” over American soldier’s lives.

Why do Democrats always want America’s military to fail in its assigned missions if a Republican is POTUS? I honestly do not understand this mentality.

If reporters were honest, they would be looking at their own cities and states, and doing what Nick Shirley is doing. They would find scoops everywhere and get tons of views. But they don’t do it because they are not really journalists, they are propagandists.

@ArtOfMusic_ The Bay Area has a lot of wiggers

The Bay Area really is a different place

@ChadBianco The problem is the judiciary is also corrupt and the left will never hold their own accountable.

California corruption is deeper than people can imagine. It needs to be rooted out, and people need to be in handcuffs.

@Matt_Pinner OJ Simpson chase

Age yourself by naming a historical event you remember vividly when you were young