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@bostonunited @LincolnCity_FC are they bringing Gallagher over for us to sign?

📆 Imps set for JCS visit: Boston United will play host to Championship newcomers @LincolnCity_FC in their opening pre-season friendly… bostonunited.co.uk/news/imps-set-…

@DangerousGlobe @metoffice and we've almost matched it in fucking May. MAY. It's SPRING

We have provisionally broken the UK record for highest daily minimum temperature in May... again 😮 Temperatures didn't fall below 21.3°C overnight at Kenley Airfield, making it a 'tropical night' (no lower than 20°C). Remarkably, the record was also broken yesterday.

i can't fucking sleep man

aw yeah thats great isnt it fucking slap me with a 27 degree thunderstorm fuck me man what is this heatwave ITS FUCKING MAY

@bokoen1 damn it really was the FSB

Was at Karneval and some dude stole my helmet. I chased him and slipped. Smashed a front tooth and my right elbow shattered. Probably gonna have surgery next week

It really isn’t my week…

@Marsmath13 @MariaFlowersx66 is this essentially dutch eric cartman

@MariaFlowersx66 Mymy herself the character shown here is a satire of Nationalism in a way as well: -Overly Nationalist -Japanese and not Dutch -Tries to hide her origins painting her hair Orange It's mocking Geert Wilders, yet people don't know and larp her as a nationalist.

despite ongezellig being popular among internet racist the show is about adopted sisters who are afrikans, indonesian, and japanese who consider themselves family despite their different backgrounds

@yakobper90 nah Middlesbrough saved us from Southampton yoyoing tbf

Snitching to the FA about losing your semi final just to end up losing the final aswell is hilarious ngl Middlesborough need to fold as a club.

@lamzszn don't fucking tempt fate man

No heatwave will ever touch these levels again

@FrankBefield @MrMatthewTodd @ProfBillMcGuire Yeah think they had something else to worry about May 1944 Frank.

@MrMatthewTodd @ProfBillMcGuire We hit 40c a few years ago and we were told to get used to it, we’ve had dreadful summers since. We might hit 33c today, I reckon there wasn’t this much fuss in May 1944 when they hit 32.8c.

Think 33C is bad. The UK is going to love 46C summer days. Follow @ProfBillMcGuire theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@JLHazel1 Good luck Hazel. Hope you've recovered well.

Can’t wait to get going at such a great club. Roll on August!

@Cymruambyth46 @JackDunc1 The last time a May heatwave reached at least 32 was 1944, the current record. The last time it reached 30 in May was 2012. We didn't reach 30 degrees until mid-June for 2025 and 2024. So no, it isn't exactly normal to experience 33 degrees in May.

@th3reddot @JackDunc1 But it's also not like we've not had this type of weather in may either, is it 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

@Cymruambyth46 @JackDunc1 Its fucking May. Not exactly Summer is it?

@JackDunc1 It's called 'summer', we get one every year

@____cm85 Summer in fucking May? Don't think thats meant to be happening you big fucking doozy dolt.

It’s called summer you scaremongering cunts

@TaliEliseGM aye uk summer is dreadful with heat genuinely unbearable at times

I don't want it to be summer in the UK... too hot, too sweaty, too bright... do any other Brits agree?

@ChesterFC Good luck @JLHazel1, gonna miss you

We are delighted to announce the signing of experienced striker Jacob Hazel! 💙

@nocontextfm1 Arsenal and Madrid joint for top 2

Seen a few people talking about this today... But which fanbase is ACTUALLY the most annoying?

@HullCityStats @HullCity maybe dont

Wait a minute… 🧐 #hcafc

King himself will exile the head of the PGMOL if another season such as this one takes place and he'll have secured the future of the monarchy for another century

@ATLiverpool_ in fairness it's been a few monthw, opinions can change

Funny that

@TransferCentre9 Was Coughlan first now Carson neither of them are going Pools 😭

Hartlepool Town are looking to sign former Boston United fullback Matty Carson following his release from the Pilgrims. The Pools are looking to bolster their defence line and have opened talks with Carson. #hufc #bufc