bethany shaffer

@RobinhoodApp Your app is terrible and your customer service is unreachable.

Good morning. I’d just say morning, but we offer $SOL, $PEPE, $XRP, and $ADA now.

@RobinhoodApp I can't log into your app bc I've changed phone #s and the code you keep texting is going to my old #. No problem, right? Just verify via passport or drivers' license? Nope, your app isn't working for that. Customer service # doesn't work, no chat function. Help!

Hey @perplexity_ai how does a user know when they're "ready" to upgrade to Pro? What are some readiness markers I should watch for in my own usage?

HEY! Free lesson here on how👉NOT👈to organize data visually, from the (otherwise brilliant) analysts at @PitchBook:

#finance execs be like forget #contentmarketing let's sponsor another stadium. that one over there will do

Thanks @SlackHQ: I told my kids I was joining a work huddle and they heard "work cuddle." Now they ask me if I have any cuddles on my calendar and what time/how long are they and how "high pressure" is each cuddle.

unsubscribed from a bunch of fun email newsletters, ready to tackle this #writing project for a #fintech client. under deadline when bam, one fun offer snuck through into my inbox. something about a sloth sanctuary and I'm back to square one: DEBILITATED cannot write sorry

WHY is svb still showing up in serps offering startups advice?

My kids wear uniforms to school and “free dress” days ironically require a lot more mental energy.

Dear every drafthouse everywhere: please host a mac&cheese FESTIVAL (I’m dying) for everyone’s sake. #eventmarketing #SmallBusinesses

When I host B2B #webinars, my most effective question is: "Wait, WHAT?!" The tactic came from Bob Edwards of @NPR:

hey @CaringBridge I love getting emails about my friends' health conditions but 90% of the time I don't read them bc I'm on my mobile , don't know my caringbridge password, don't want to reset it on the go, etc. Maybe cut this friction for us users? #ux #UserExperience

AI experts: honest question —> do you discourage your kids from learning other languages now, since by the time they’re adults, their devices’ native apps will translate anything for them (and even transpose their own voice)? #ai #ArtificialInteligence #TechInnovation

ew, @subway! so many stores and so little revenue shows what my taste buds/tummy have been saying for years no, higher-quality doesn't always mean more revenue but these 2 factors (below) speak volumes re: intangible value #brandperception

so now google both completes my sentences (ty actually) AND answers the question without even needing me hit "search"/run the query 🤯🫨

working in a coffee shop today and couldn’t believe my ears. @Shazam confirmed the name of the song/chorus …and I see there are 2,971 other scandalized (and newly loyal lol) listeners #remotework #TravelGoals

Ruptured a disc in my spine and got shamed by my #workout app for resting Oops @fiton_app #EmailMarketing #CustomerRelationshipManagement

omg i'm so so so sorry it's just I'm under a deadline and have already procrastinate-cleaned the whole house and car

just signed up for ChatGPT plus and you guys! It can write under water! It can write a lot of other words, too

I was doing a late night debugging session and I couldn't figure something out and then I googled it and the first result with my answer was a blog post that I wrote