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@thatCdnGal

I do stuff @RebelNewsOnline 💌 | Opinions are my own | Engagement ≠ endorsement | Politics, Satire, Memes and Sh*tposts

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Lincoln Jay@lincolnmjay·
This individual demonstrating on Al-Quds Day in Toronto was openly shouting, "Death to the USA.”
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Michael Knowles@michaeljknowles·
"Dad, what should I do if I want to have a good marriage?" "Well, son, my first piece of advice is to avoid calling your wife a whore, reformed or otherwise, to strangers on the Internet."
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Jamie@hackhilarity·
I’m a 56-year-old white male Canadian who paid into the system for 40 years. This is my 1-bedroom apartment — no kitchen or washroom included. Can’t find work. Government pays me just $365/month with zero help on housing. Immigrants and refugees get free housing and live comfortably, while the system I contributed to for decades leaves me behind. I’ve been stuck here over a year, collecting recycling just for gas. This is CANADA. 🇨🇦 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Averie
Averie@thatCdnGal·
People can't afford homes. Our healthcare system is collapsing. Families are going hungry. Etc. Etc. Etc. But we're told these people are the victims of society? The level of privilege and entitlement is ASTOUNDING. Tone deaf.
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Representatives from Canada’s largest Pride festivals demand increased funding from the Carney Liberals, asserting the current taxpayer funding is "insufficient." They call for a "modest" sum of $9 million for their festivals over three years.

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Tamara Ugolini 🇨🇦
Tamara Ugolini 🇨🇦@TamaraUgo·
Absolutely no one: The government, compliments of your tax dollars: "Safer booty bumping for guys who party and play"
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Rebel News
Rebel News@RebelNewsOnline·
Canada’s rectal drug kit controversy: what your money is REALLY funding Health Canada is under fire after it was revealed that millions in public funding went to so-called “harm reduction” kits, including supplies for “booty bumping,” a method of drug use involving rectal absorption of illicit concoctions. At a parliamentary committee, Conservative MP Dan Mazier pressed Health Canada’s Assistant Deputy Minister Kendal Weber on funding rectal drug paraphernalia. As MP Mazier put it: “This is not harm reduction. This is the government writing blank cheques for hard drug use while Canadians are dying.” At the center of this controversy is Parkdale Queen West Community Health Centre, which operates Harm Reduction Rooms described as “safe spaces to discuss drug use and sexual practices.” Inside, the offerings go far beyond conversations. There are drug-checking services to test substances like fentanyl, naloxone training, and supplies for a wide range of drug consumption methods. This includes everything from injection to crack and meth pipes, to “chasing the dragon,” where heroin is heated on foil and inhaled as vapour, a dangerous practice linked to severe neurological damage, especially affecting movement and coordination. Then there are the kits. Not only basic supplies, but packages that include equipment for rectal drug use, also known as “booty bumping” or “hooping,” alongside cookers, sterile water, ties, vitamin C, sharps containers, lube, condoms, and dental dams. Bulk quantities are also available, along with items like tobacco, sage, and cedar for the most inclusive, indigenous-centred experience. Meanwhile, the Canadian AIDS Treatment Information Exchange (CATIE), coined the “official knowledge broker for HIV, hepatitis C and substance use health,” has published detailed instructional guides on “safer” drug use, like “Safer booty bumping for guys who party and play.” There’s a full resource infographic on the questionable method that reads more like instruction than prevention. It includes groundbreaking health advice for the discerning party enthusiast, such as “wash your hands” because nothing says good, clean fun like a pre-op hand washing ritual while prepping your butthole so that you can ‘responsibly’ mainline party favours through the back door. The taxpayer-funded resource guide informs you to use brand-new, never-shared paraphernalia every single time before turning your rectum into a DIY pharmacy drive-thru. Their pro tip is to use sterile, room-temperature water to prevent stomach cramps, as though that’s a top worry. Dissolving the substance properly is as important as slathering on lube, since your bum absorbs drugs faster than other parts, or so the ‘experts’ say. For trans men (formerly known as women), using the front hole (formerly known as a vagina) for ‘booty bumping,’ absorption is delayed. It seems like the ultimate plot twist in gender-affirming pharmacology, but it’s important to be aware that while your bum is a super absorber, the ‘front hole’ takes its time. The government-endorsed how-to guide boils it down to resisting the classic urge to re-dose the front hole, because nothing says progressive harm reduction like your own anatomy gaslighting the timing of drug delivery. The next section is on “Safer sex after booty bumping.” Again, slathering up with lube is the rule of thumb, because micro-tears are the herpes of party regrets, and some drugs are so numbing you won’t notice blood or tearing. Seems like a party waiting to end poorly. Always use a new condom or glove per hole, per toy, per person — no double-dipping in the communal lube tub. The harm reduction enthusiasts recommend waiting as long as humanly possible between bumping and intercourse, letting the irritated tissue have a cooling-off period. While engaging in this deviancy, always chat with your doctor about HIV, vaccines for hepatitis A and B, mpox and human papillomavirus (HPV), as well as antibiotics to help prevent syphilis, chlamydia and gonorrhea, and regular sexually transmitted blood-borne infections testing. The final message is to “Take breaks, eat something and stay hydrated. Know when the party is over; there will be others!” The party isn’t going anywhere… except maybe your immune system if you keep treating your holes like a 24-hour drug delivery drive-thru. All of it — produced with public funding from The Ontario Ministry of Health, the Public Health Agency of Canada and Health Canada’s Substance Use and Addictions Program. When government policy shifts from preventing harm to managing it in graphic detail, many are wise to ask: where does care end and enablement begin? Bearing in mind that the Liberals spent 1 billion dollars on this “safer supply” ideology, which only saw a proliferation of harm and overdoses. REPORT by @TamaraUgo:
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Tamara Ugolini 🇨🇦
Did you know that your tax dollars are funding a full blown how-to resource guide and rectal kit to turn your butthole (or 'front hole' if preferred) into a DIY pharmacy drive-thru
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Rebel News
Rebel News@RebelNewsOnline·
City of Toronto takes legal action against man selling 'Yonge-Dundas Square' T-shirts 🏙️ Daniel Tate is the executive director of @integrity_to, a civic advocacy group in Toronto, and is outspoken on many issues affecting the city. According to the group’s website, all net proceeds from the Yonge-Dundas T-shirt will be donated to the Daily Bread Food Bank. Daniel Tate of IntegrityTO received a cease-and-desist letter on February 27 regarding merchandise being sold on his website. The T-shirt in question features the Yonge-Dundas Square logo that was used by the city before it was renamed Sankofa Square. Tate is the executive director of IntegrityTO, a civic advocacy group in Toronto, and is outspoken on many issues affecting the city. According to the group’s website, all net proceeds from the Yonge-Dundas T-shirt will be donated to the Daily Bread Food Bank. Internal documents uncovered by the Toronto Sun indicate emails from staff in the office of Councillor Chris Moise, requesting updates on the situation and noting that the merchandise is still being sold. The director of communications and media relations for Moise stated that the councillor’s office is not being kept in the loop and that the matter is being handled entirely by city staff. Full statement: “Our understanding is that this is still an ongoing legal dispute between the City and a corporation, which means that it would be inappropriate for anyone other than City Staff to comment in order to allow this process to play out fairly. For background information and context, Councillor Moise is an ex officio member of the Sankofa Square Board, and he and our office basically serve as their point of contact with the City.  Even though the Square’s Board and staff are responsible for taking actions and making operational decisions in the Square’s best interests, intellectual property such as past and present logos are owned by the City, and ultimately it’s the City that has to take legal action in the event of misuse, misappropriation, or infringement. Our office can confirm on the record that these clear-cut instances of trademark and IP infringement were first noticed by the Square’s Board, and all communications and update requests from our office were initiated on behalf of the Board at the Board’s behest.  We can additionally confirm that this matter is being coordinated and run entirely by City Staff, and we are not kept in the loop – as it should be.” Councillor Moise has been firm in his support of renaming the square, which the city says is intended to right past wrongs. The T-shirts remain available on the IntegrityTO website.
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Lincoln Jay
Lincoln Jay@lincolnmjay·
The City of Toronto is taking legal action against Daniel Tate of @integrity_to for selling Yonge-Dundas Square T-shirts. All net proceeds from the merchandise will be donated to the Daily Bread Food Bank.
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401_da_sarpanch@401_da_sarpanch·
#BREAKING: Air Canada Flight AC8646 That Departed From Montréal Airport (YUL) Crashes Into Airport Fire Truck Taxiing On Runway At📍LaGuardia Airport (LGA), New York — Two Deceased. Pilots And Firefighters With Life-Threatening Injuries.🙏 x.com/MattWallace888…
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Averie@thatCdnGal·
@Tablesalt13 But wait, libs told me that if we decriminalize and pay people to man drug consumption sites that addicts would stay there!
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Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸
🎥 Woman spotted causally smoking fentanyl on Toronto public transit Toronto is gone. Its over for Toronto.
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