Jeff Clark

@alienlabsTED 💯

God I bet Nick Shirleys videos hit so hard if your brain is full of piss

@FreeMrktCptlst Opinion

@FreeMrktCptlst You’re 💯 right on this and I love dealing with customers who make it this easy. Budtenders should always have an option of what is the best right now and be confident enough to say so.

Every dispo i walk in i say “what’s the best thing you got?” If they do anything besides immediately bringing me what they think the best is and they say something dumb like “what do you like” or “sativa or indica?” I immediately disengage cause it’s obvious they are idiots. I then say “bring me your most expensive jars” Then if I’m allowed to smell i smell every jar from the top shelf and I pick the best/strongest smelling one and then i check the date on the jar they hand me and make sure it’s less than 2 weeks old.

Hooray! Finally there’s a new Roseanne rap song about loving Donald Trump. youtu.be/nb7fAEQaJwE?si…

Tonight Devon Hyland and I are going to be Big Boys! Come watch us compete in The Worlds Biggest Improv Tournament, @TheSoCap at 7pm. “Big boys do it betterⒸ” Tickets: improvtournament.eventbrite.ca

Week 5 of flowering, this GG4 plant is bulking up and frosting with resin really nicely. I love the smell of this one. Kind of a rubber smell that reminds me of a can of tennis balls mixed with a sweet lemon lime.

Merry Christmas to my friends and family! And eat dirt to my enemies and aqaintences.

Jingle Jangle it’s me Pizza Boy Jeff! It would mean a lot to me and @cameronwyllie if you would gather your whole family around the device that you watch YouTube on to watch the greatest holiday special of all time.. A Special Holiday Slicers!

There’s only 1 disgusting thing that this Pizza Boy wants for Christmas.

@DrewIsSharing @DrewIsSharing , I’m heading there soon and really need some patella in my life. Please let us know what shop this came from? Thanks!

Some Thai Piatella hash 👀 The weed game in Thailand is leveling up crazy

Jay Leno looks like a James Bond villain who just crawled out of the exploded rubble of his skull-shaped island lair.

Wow it’s been 10 whole years since @PaulAihoshi painted my naked back and turned me into the worlds greatest sex icon.

Well this is a very funny outcome.

Spoiler it’s gelato. It just makes gelato.

YG and Nipsey said it right. youtu.be/tZsZy-8nDAA?si…

MONSTER ORGY - my new sketch comedy album, for those who LIKE a few razors hidden in their candy, is streaming everywhere now! lnk.dmsmusic.co/huntercollins_…

The hash has dried and I’ve pressed it into some beautiful looking live rosin with my Rosin Press NY. It’s cured for 3 days, I’ve given it a whip and now it’s back to the cold cure for another week to enhance consistency and flavor.

The Killers put on a heck of a show!

Nice little pile of seeds that were created with my seed making experiment. It’s a cross of Slurricane and Beach Wedding and I’m calling it Wedding Slurry. Gonna have to pop a few of these asap.

Weed plus ice & water = hash. Now onto the freezer with the hash, then it will be micro planed and dried before being pressed into its final form as rosin.