Louis

Tough times don’t last Tough people do And I’m tough Like bread in Poland 💪🏼🍞🇵🇱

Who’s got a flame near a child anyway, let alone next to a child in the bath or RIGHT NEXT TO A BATH THATS FULL OF NOTHING BUT FOAM Ironically tess looks like she’s been in a bath of fire unless it’s my telly #TheOneShow

Has Donald Trump actually lost it in this news briefing? Literally just rambling through it like a dementia patient or someone with mental health, and I’ve had many discussions with people with mental health issues…they ramble nonsense without breaths like he is

Brooklyn Beckham when he sees his ma slinking towards him at his wedding

Am I seeing this right? £84.50 to get into the Tower of London to see the Crown Jewels? You must be bloody joking, I want to wear the pissing crown itself during the tour for that! £84.50 PER TICKET.. £42.90 for 5yrs-15yrs #ThatchersBritain

@GrahamTaylorUK Spot on unfortunately.. Our fireworks should be a tribute to the year Britain has had and mentions of England, not an American movie or mentions of every other flag around the world I’m in no way racist or anything like that, but it’s our new years fireworks for god sake

@thatPoleLouis Comes down to funding. Universal Pictures sponsorship of the event. Ticket sales, sponsorship and a grant from the GLA Arts and Culture Fund pays for the event. Next year it could be Disney or Sony when they finally launch the PS6, who knows.

Wicked got a big mention, yet not a single mention or tribute to Ozzy Osbourne Not even a quick “ALL ABOOOOAARRDDD!!” Disappointing #LondonFireworks

HES ON FIRE 🔥 🤩 #ColU

Not a mention of oasis either.. But wicked and mentioning every other country on the planet..??? #LondonFireworks

“I can’t get out of bed” Unless there’s an appearance fee to get on national tv show #thismorning

Sorry was that Eddie a comedian or an irritating annoying idiot? I can’t remember what his title was under his name #imaceleb

Everyone in camp meeting Kelly Brook: #imaceleb

Nowadays you’re lucky if you find any crisps in there.

Is the colour orange, called orange because of oranges, or are oranges called oranges because they’re named after the colour orange..

I’ve had 11-12 hours sleep since Thursday It’s officially Tuesday morning now in the UK #ADHD & #Insomnia 👌🏼

1:59 thoughts Why are deliveries on a boat called cargo, but in a vehicle they’re called shipping If one teacher cannot teach all subject, then why is a child expected to learn all subjects

I do still miss a bit of @steveallenshow in the mornings before an early turn, I can’t lie

Clarkson has torn into Angela Rayner!

That feeling when you save yourself £40k of stamp duty. 💃

It’s time to give Angela Rayner a break. I mean who amongst us hasn’t used their disabled child’s NHS compo to buy themselves a holiday home by the sea?

When the Govt is punishing people for having second homes, and raising our taxes after promising not to, having a Deputy PM who dodges £40k in tax on her THIRD home after demanding Tories resign over tax scandals, is spectacular hypocrisy. Angela Rayner’s position is untenable.