Dewey Sterling & Cherry Dew🇺🇸

@ExpiredNicety @MikeIsaac Yes.

@MikeIsaac So, does this mean he enjoyed it?

been obsessed with this maniac for a minute

@HikaruAkiraFox This is definitely one of the posts of all time

Vague post.

@velluta Lol I was just kidding

@that_cherry_cat Bro gtfo this is my personal account i post what i want

Oouughhhh

@insaneposes I wish memerman would come back

@MikeBales I need to know what the neighbor on the left did before I pass any judgment.

Whatever you do in life, for the love of God… don’t be this neighbor.

@tailnapkin You could do so now. I'd play vydia with you

When i die I want to be reincarnated into a smallish streamer so I can experience jackbox, friendslop games, and group voice calls. This feels fair

@JesusSavesUs777 Praise the Lord!

BREAKING: President Trump is standing up for persecuted Christians in Nigeria! American soldiers have gone to Nigeria to help Christians who have been viciously murdered and persecuted for their faith. They targeted the Islamic terrorist responsible for killing and brutalizing so many Christians. Last night, U.S. forces—in close coordination with the Armed Forces of Nigeria—hunted down and eliminated ISIS leader Abu-Bilal al-Minuki and the rest of his terrorist cell. These were the very monsters responsible for planning attacks, taking hostages, and slaughtering innocent Christians. Our soldiers are delivering justice and bringing hope to persecuted believers halfway around the world while keeping Americans safer too. Thank you President Trump for standing up for persecuted Christians!

@creepydotorg People thought it was real?

The infamous “Russian Sleep Experiment” image was never a real test subject. For years, the photo was shared with the story of a secret Soviet experiment where prisoners were kept awake for days until they went insane. The smiling, creepy face became the image everyone associated with the story. But it had nothing to do with Russia. Nothing to do with sleep deprivation. And nothing to do with a real experiment. The figure was actually a prop called “Spazm,” created in 2005. The Russian Sleep Experiment itself was a creepypasta. The nightmare face that made it feel real was just a Halloween decoration.

@w0nderdawg Never understood why people keep the branded license plate frame.

The first thing i do when I buy a car is scrape the name off and take the license plate frame off. I'm not advertising for the dealer for free. Do you keep the dealer name on your car when you buy a car ?

Got a new car a few weeks ago.

@Giavenchi Violent J and his daughter would definitely approve

@that_cherry_cat Youre not wrong lmfao, definitely not what i was going for but maybe a juggalo would love this suit

Omgee

@CMCanidae When you finally get the flamethrower in Alien Isolation

Goodnight x.com/ShitpostGate/s…

@velluta Real bearposting hours

He knows the location of every liquor store in a 15 mile radius

@bluka_dolpher It's funny to be blocked by people you've never interacted with.

The Furry Twitter Experience

@pepsi Make the dirty dew permanent

@Tesla Banish mode when?

Summon your Tesla & it will come pick you up

@velluta Look on the bright side, your back feels better now right?

My covid weight loss was crazy, going from DD cup size to B feels unfair