Nerd💱▫️

@statmusefc Ronaldo isn't even on this list😂. Mothefucker fled to Saudi league to stat pad 😭

Imagine meeting her friends and you find out she's not even the leader of the group. The embarrassment!

I need a girl that will buy me an iPhone 17, so other girls will be scared to approach me.

"You know i love you right 🥹” Idk fine girl, do transfer.

Me i cannot suffer with any woman o

Knowing you don’t give Men money and texting me is crazzyyyyy

Don’t let your girlfriend stop you from meeting your wife. You’re single until you marry.

Such a sad thing when you realize that the girl you like cannot afford you 💔

@Bobbi1996_ @Mobyhaque1 @MoSalah Who TF is this?

@Mobyhaque1 @MoSalah He's not gonna bum you.

@MoSalah End of an era 🐐

This girl dey play hard to get

how i walk in the cinema to find my seat

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lecturer's girlfriend watching you revise the wrong topic

If I don guide, I go buy girlfriend

Talking stage and she starts using Chinese words like...... "Please buy me lunch"

Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩

imagine hearing "na you later marry this girl"

Don't disappoint your parents to impress us. You mean nothing to us

Date cancelled,she didn’t send me money for transport