Harry Muff

I’m the luckiest man in the world

@AnnCoulter Hi you’re dumb

Maybe he should bring them home from protecting other countries. It would be easier to visit the troops if they were protecting ours.

@spikeyeezy Over medium if you’re really grown

It amazes me the amount of grown people that still don’t know how they liked their eggs cooked. Me: “how would you like your eggs?” Them: “umm...make them dippy?” 😑 You’re 21 years old, learn how to say “sunny side up.”

@shanamisty16 @thatwimpydeer @JArmadaMusic @trashbryant @MsTeamKK @antoniajoy_ So you’re with an immature 22 year old who raped you when you were a minor, sounds like Stockholm to me

@thatwimpydeer @JArmadaMusic @trashbryant @MsTeamKK @antoniajoy_ Exactly, which was my point.. He’s older, but not nearly as mature because of the way that we each grew up.. However the 8 and 13 year old argument is completely different than a teenager who is going into the world alone soon. Just my opinion.

y’all my friend got caught sneaking into his girls house and his gf’s mom posted this on her snap story.. 💀💀

@shanamisty16 @trashbryant @MsTeamKK @antoniajoy_ No not really they don’t

@trashbryant @MsTeamKK @antoniajoy_ Never done drugs, graduating high school as a sophomore in college.. being under the age of consent when you meet someone is hardly an argument. 16 year olds know the word “no”.

@TomiLahren Who cares, he’s right!

Do you always tweet like a weird fortune cookie? Or just when you’re high?

@DarthLux He's old school and its how they were meant to be eaten when they were invented in Buffalo.........next time you get a yeast infection.....taste it.......its ranch dressing.

@Mega_Chocolates College kids are the worst

9. This bad behavior from 101s, scares away our actual patrons. A lot of people enjoy live theatre, but when they have a bad experience dealing with college kids, they stop going to college shows. They’ll still go see theatre, but somewhere else. Which hurts our ticket sales.

Hi, I would like to say I’m disgusted with the WVU Theatre 101 students who attend our shows for class credit. Would you like to know why? A thread.

@TheTylt The one who doesn’t look like he’s gonna die in a week

Who should be the Browns head coach: Bob Wylie or Lincoln Riley? Tweet below to vote. tylt.it/sOu25q

@charliekirk11 You look like the kind of guy that fucks through the hole in his pajamas

A Yale study finds there are more than DOUBLE the amount of illegal aliens in our country than we previously thought Up to 29 MILLION! That means up to 18 million have been living in the shadows and HIDING from the US government & draining our economy Build. The. Wall

How #joerogan isn’t on this list is a shame es.pn/2SVadOO

@AwesomeMidey @courtelaine24 Takes a lot of out of us

@joerogan @TheComedyStore Good luck Joe, prayers to Odin for your safety

I struggled with this but I have to cancel my sets at @thecomedystore tonight. We’ve been evacuated from our home and I’ve got to be with my family. My apologies to all. I’ll be back next… instagram.com/p/Bp-stnQlDx_/…

@LADivorceDiva @charliekirk11 Preposterous behavior from grown ass people

@charliekirk11 Yea right.

Hey liberals, do you notice that when conservatives lose races we don’t riot, scream, smash windows, burn cars, assault people, or need days off of work? It’s amazing how mature and civil conservatives are Please remember this and take notes when we get Trump re-elected in 2020

@charliekirk11 Nah you just bring back-back alley abortions, take kids from their mothers, and let a propagandist avoid answering questions directly

@ArianaGrande Is the rest of your career going to be about how tough your life is? I think you’re great, mental health is super important but please just sing and dance we get it, tough times, everybody has them. You’re not special

@Sarahbu72 @PressSec Shut up old world lady

President Trump believes in a free press and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and his Administration. We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a White House intern...

@realDonaldTrump But you lost the house moron. Lol derp derp. I hope youa stay president longer. We deserve your dumb ass... I can't wait until the racists realized you played them too... Also I laugh so hard at you everytime you speak. You give idiots across the country hope.

@courtelaine24 Ho ass!

I love when grown ass men tell me to shut the fuck up and call me a hoe ass bitch for doing my job 🙄🙄🙄

Drinkin mimosas watching @PropertyBrother this is the whitest #SundayFunday ever